Yeah, I am definitely epic failscoot, but whenever other people play him I seem to die within 30 seconds of getting back in my lane. D:
Jargon shmargon, if they were REAL programmers they'd know it's a reserved word for "procedure."
Anyways, I decide to go add this newfound knowledge to the glossary, and lo and behold, it appears I now have a rival...errr, fellow wiki editor! It seems he's done the admirable task of completely filling out the rest of the definitions. So yeah, huzzah for a non-useless glossary!