Brandon Strader

There are kids everywhere who have to wield incredibly dangerous weapons, wear cold-hearted masks, and make unbearable bridge-burning choices that will never allow their scorched purity to be redeemed or repaired.

sometimes, one of these kids grows up with a peculiar twist of fate leading them to pursue a much better life.

Then, this 1 in a million individual flees to where they have many opportunities to achieve their dreams, and/or live a life that paves a new way for his or her future descendants.

NASA and the CDC have revealed that 4outof5 of these folks strive to be on an OCR album, and 5outof6 of these 4/5 strive to be on a Final Fantasy OCR album....

but when 7outof8 of these people see that Jordan has once again claimed the "Victory Fanfare" it causes them to RSERERJAreljewjiareAAAUUUGH!!! so hard that they end up rebuking 12outof5 possible future plans..... all because "Sir Jordanius" got the Victory Fanfare.... yet again.