Lanodantheon Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 The Shinra Electric Company is the BBEOrganization of FF7 but it is also just a company. Granted it is a Gibsonian "Megacorporation" having its hands in everything from lightbulbs to Real Estate (Beachfront and residential) to Medical Technology to freaking arheological digs. But, I wondered something earlier today: What kind of a Slogan to you give to a Company like that? How would you advirtise that company at all? That's why I'm here right now. This thread is not a competition(otherwise, it would be in the competition forums), it is just one of those threads that's supposed to go on for a while about a rather inane (But fun) topic in the form of a list. How would you advirtise the Shinra Electric Company? What would be your Shinra Slogan? Feel free to add your non Shinra ones if you want ,but label them as such. (Note: I only use 4pt for this to better reflect 'Advirtising" language) I'll start: Shinra Electric: Lighting the way one home at a time... SOLDIER: The Right People for the job, always... Shinra Motors: Now with displays in the Shinra Tower lobby... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmazinJason Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 SOLDIER! Because purple jump suits are just that sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 SOLDIER! Because purple jump suits are just that sexy. hey, you're forgetting the overalls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Author Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Shinra: We kill people so you don't have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmazinJason Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 hey, you're forgetting the overalls And that bitchin single style Shoulder-piece, or was that cloud only? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyanCe Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Shinra: Trust us and we'll screw you over, then bill you for it, and maybe kill your family/best friend if we're feeling gracious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pezman Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Shinra: We're named after a genius kid in a breathing apparatus. Who eventually figured out how to utilize the farplane's energy. Which is what we now call the Lifestream. So yeah. Also: We're not evil. We just like our monopoly. On everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin Crust Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Shinra: The height of evil. What more could you ask for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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