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Since middle school, I've always said that I'm invulnerable until I'm 25. I never worried about car accidents (I've been in two in which the cars were totaled and come out unscathed) or terrorist bombings (lived in Washington, DC, for the four years after 9/11) or pandemics (swineflulol), etc., because I just couldn't be harmed or killed until May 13, 2009.

Today, I am 25 years old.

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Happy birthday, dude!

Perhaps your invulnerable theory will pan out for a few more years. I mean, don't go out there and test the damn thing. At least, not yet. Wait till tomorrow.

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