General Grunt

Well I guess I should write those lyrics and music to my DK64 Frantic Factory "Island of Misfit Toys" idea...

Do it.

Uploaded mine, and I'm running out of stupid ideas...

...Oh boy. Well I put creepy Castle in the Haunted Chase Polka but I guess I'll have to come up with something...

Or just "Bavarian Kackle" but you get the point.

Thank you so much!!! Also I'm officially calling this cover "Bavarian Kackle Musik" because it rolls off the tongue better.

Update on the mix, its finished!

Update again. Only a piano demo but more or less the final arrangement. I added a waltz in the middle and shortened it. Still looking for a collaborator in terms of vocals/lyric writing. Or really any help would be great. Welcome to Kremland 4.mp3

Here's the puppet music video finally!

Gruntilda's known for hosting gameshows so...I arranged the main lair theme in the style of the jeopardy theme. Half of me just did this as a joke and the other half wants to make this legit. What do you think? and YES I built that puppet.

An instrumental of a new Hindenburger commercial song I'm proud of the arrangement and lyrics. Someone pointed out it sounds like a Mel Brooks song which is the intention. I still have to record the lyrics. But let me know what you think! Lyrics: Eat at the Hindenburger Our burgers are renown from shore to shore Ve may be very strict und our food may make you sick But we had nothing to do with the war! No sir! “Burgers Burgers, made of pony guts Spleens und organs und their butts!” Eat at the Hindenburger Soon Ponies vill pester us no more Animal cruelty Over here's a guarantee! But we had nothing to do with the war! No sir! We have a variety sasagues Und a schizerload of beers! We'll murder all the animals on god’s green earth UND REIGN THOUSAND YEARS!!!! Uhhh figuratively speaking of course...heh heh. So… Eat at the Hindenburger Everyone beware cuz we’re on tour ! The best burgers in the world Made from the heads of little girls! But we had nothing to do with the war! Eat at the Hindenburger We assure you it's just ketchup and not gore (Bull Shit!) We may have zero stars on Yelp I may need psychiatric help! But we had nothing to do with the WAAAAAAAR! ACHTUNG!

Yes I sure did! Thank you! And the Ticket Takers laugh is my demented mix of Woody Woodpecker and Judge Doom. I have to increase the pitch by 5 decimals because the joke is he swollowed a tank of helium when he was 7 years old and his voice kinda stayed that way.

Another original song. Probably my favorite arrangement of my main theme (Every puppet character I created has a lietmotif that's their own version of the main character's theme) I wrote the lyrics/composed the tune, my friend Ian Rees mixed/ upgraded the VSTs/ sang the voice of the creepy doll choir. Lard Land is the anti disneyland. A hazardous bucket of blood fun park run by a clinically insane looney toon of a carny. I voiced the Ticket Taker and Shark Pirate, whilst my friend Courtney Mills voiced Tickette the head Insaniteer. I built/created all the puppets too. Let me know what you think.

Wow! Thank you! My recording setup isn't the best. I also suck at mixing/mastering but I'm glad you liked the voice! It took years for me to refine it so that it doesn't hurt my throat lol.

An unreleased song I've YET to make a puppet music video for. An homage to "My Favorite Things" from the sound of music with an incredibly morbid twist. Sung by my original character Gruntin S. Veizatun, who'sa miserable demon croc dictator. I did the music, lyrics and vocals.

Update # 4. Better instruments and extended it slightly.

Arrangement update. Added a few more instruments/ changes to the arrangement to make it more German sounding. Still working on lyrics. Also, YES I built the Kackle puppet in the thumbnail. Still looking for a collaborator. Either with real instruments or male German vocals. (Yodeling or just singing in baritone German)

Thanks! I want to at least make the arrangement more german sounding. If I can't find yodeling, maybe lyrics sung in German I have to write them naturally. Glad you like the arrangement thus far! In the meantime anybody with a real accordian/tuba I'd love to collab on this.

Got it! Also I do have a Sauce account but i forgot both my username and password. Anyone think they can help?

So in an attempt to challenge myself and prove my insanity, I took David Wise's Haunted Chase and somehow someway turned it into a German Polka. I threw in Grant Kirkhope's Creepy Castle from DK64 too. This WAS NOT EASY to turn from Minor key to a Major key. But I did it. Somehow. and now...in retrospect...I ask why? I also made a music video...With puppets. That I built. Music Video: I also literally bought a German alpine VST just for this cover. HUGE THANKS to Luis Vasquez for Mixing/Mastering this stupidity. This is really my first legit professional (?) remix. I DO plan to submit this to OCR. Original Tracks:

Okay so this is my first time entering but I'm a huge K. Rool fan. Crocodile Cacophony is one of my favorite boss themes, and I wanted to put a unique spin on it. I took the normally menacing sounding theme, and arranged it into a major key kids song sung by Klump. I did the voices myself (paying homage to the DKC TV show if anyone aside from me remembers that) The inspiration is two fold: What if K. rool himself is trying to enter this competition (Overconfident that he'll win regardless because thats totally within his character), and the fact that every C in the Kremling's vocabulary is replaced with a K. HOPEFULLY I didn't arrange it too much. I can tell what it is but I don't know if its because I've listened to it so many times. I'm also sharing the instrumental just in case vocal remixes aren't acceptable.

UPDATE: Instead of every country in the world, each part represents a part of Crocodile Isle. Gangplank Galleon, Crocodile Cauldron, Krem Quay, Kremland, Gloomy Gulch and K. rool's Keep.

More or less a complete demo. Added some more strings and a few flourishes,

Updated above

So I revised it a bit. Right now its a Piano demo. I replaced a chunk of the medley with K. Rool Returns with the Galleon melody underneath. My idea was to make it like an actual Ride Audio that you'd hear in Disney Parks. My idea was to make this a full orchestral suite with funny announcer diologe and singing as if its a real ride. If anyone with orchestral skill wants to help/Collab I'm open I wanna hear feedback EDIT: I made a VERY rough orchestral demo.