Luke*the*Xjesse [loo-kuh-the-ECKS-jeh-sì]
-noun
1. "A simple man from North Carolina who wishes to make awesome rock/metal remixes, as well as some Orchestral music for kicks . His favorite games are: Mega Man X-X4, Mega Man 2, 3, 4, 7, and 9, Super Mario RPG, Kirby's Adventure, Kirby Super Star, Double Dragon II (NES), Final Fantasy VI, IX, Skies of Arcadia, Guilty Gear X and X2/XX, Chrono Cross, Sunset Riders (the SNES version; genesis version sucks), G.I. Joe (NES), Donkey Kong Country 1-3, Shatterhand, and most Mario/Zelda/Sonic games."
In reality Luke Keever is a sad young redneck boy from the deep south of North Carolina, who lives and dies by Dream Theater and funny chiptunes. He is a self-proclaimed babe magnet and death metal vocalist, so ladies be on your guard. He also gets sunburned very easily and seems to have a penchant for cycling through nicks on IRC.
in all seriousness, happy birthday dude. your metal remixes are awesome and you need to finish the million you have lying around, namely your lufia and scarab beetle ones
happy 19th birthday hurrrr
ps happy belated birthday to halt, who turned 15 [18] last week