Oh man, I got a few to share.
Degreaser - Kiyobi's Infiltrator Deterrent
Also doubles as a flamethrower
Shotgun - Kiyobi's Hostile Neutralizer
Look, it was either this or a slow burning death...
Flaregun - Gadouken
Dying by a Gadouken has got to be more humiliating than dying by a fish.
Powerjack - Kiyobi's Murder Weapon
Don't be so negative, you'll respawn soon. Positive!
Axtinguisher - Blazing Flower
(It's an inside joke)
The Attendant - Mark of the Professional Spychecker
No desc yet
Stockbroker's Scarf - Professional Spychecking Professionalism
Protecting your valuables and YOU with hysterical paranoia since 2009!
Fancy Fedora (White) - Suave Thriller
No desc yet
Your Eternal Reward - Smooth Criminal
No desc yet either
L'etranger - Annie
She's okay. What about you?
Familiar Fez - The Moroccan Mole
Whoopsie, I made a boo-boo.
(I will love you forever if you get the reference.)
Standard Knife - Baliyo
Planned desc: Excuse me, may I use your back to write something on?
Also, anybody interested in a Grenadier's Softcap? I'm kind of on the fence about keeping it or not. I was hoping to craft a Hero's Hachimaki and got this instead...