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Piffle. Nobody cares about Tyranids except Tyranid players, and they're too busy looking up Xenomorph porn and stripping the junk food sections of your local supermarket of all organic matter for anyone to care what they think.

One thing I really hoped they'd do with this one is introduce army variations. For those of you who haven't played the tabletop game, (almost) every army has various factions, chapters, regiments or whatever that each have slightly differing playstyles. To use those attention-hogging Space Marine bastards as an example, the White Scars legion focuses heavily on maneuverability, fast attacks and lightning-strike tactics, whereas the Blood Angels prefer to just charge screaming into melee and carve up some shit.

It would have been a lot of work, but by god it would have been worth it. It'd mean people would more or less be free to choose the army they liked, rather than the army that best suits their playstyle, since you'd more or less be able to cater to any playstyle with every army using this method. Right now, though, they're just glorified colour schemes.

Thousand Sons need some love, damn it.

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Piffle. Nobody cares about Tyranids except Tyranid players, and they're too busy looking up Xenomorph porn and stripping the junk food sections of your local supermarket of all organic matter for anyone to care what they think.

One thing I really hoped they'd do with this one is introduce army variations. For those of you who haven't played the tabletop game, (almost) every army has various factions, chapters, regiments or whatever that each have slightly differing playstyles. To use those attention-hogging Space Marine bastards as an example, the White Scars legion focuses heavily on maneuverability, fast attacks and lightning-strike tactics, whereas the Blood Angels prefer to just charge screaming into melee and carve up some shit.

It would have been a lot of work, but by god it would have been worth it. It'd mean people would more or less be free to choose the army they liked, rather than the army that best suits their playstyle, since you'd more or less be able to cater to any playstyle with every army using this method. Right now, though, they're just glorified colour schemes.

Thousand Sons need some love, damn it.

oh bitch bitch bitch

Live with it

I didn't get my Guard either so we just have to wait for the expansion.

Although Why by all that is good and Holy do the Eldar keep getting in? They SUCK. SUCKY MC SUCK SUCK WAAAAAH WE'RE A DYING RACE AND YOU ARE ALL CHILDREN WAAAAAAAH

GO CRY ME A RIVER

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Oh yeah? WELL WHY DON'T YOU GO AND HIDE BEHIND A ROW OF BASILISKS AND CRY ABOUT IT.

yeah like you HIDE IN THE EYE OF TERROR LIKE THE COMPLETE PUSSIES YOU ARE

CLEANSE! PURGE! KILL!

It's quite cathartic in this modern age when we're all nice to people nowadays and tolerant etc. and I can, in my private moments, act out my xenophobic rage against all non-humans in an approved manner.

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Is it bad that I only just now made the connection between Defilers and giant enemy crabs?

Not to worry, we have carnies to fill in for your crustacean needs.

Has anyone had the alledged misfortune of buying soulstorm? Only now I'm finally reaping the benefits after nearly a year of it disappointing me. Though the week will probably short-lived, I'm gonna milk the early beta goodness for what it's worth.

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I was considering it now that it's on sale for $7.50. Seems like it would be worth it for 2 new races. What say you guys? I don't care particular much about the DoW2 beta though, since I haven't even played the first game.

It's not that bad.

I mean, not since they fixed the game breaking bugs.

Good luck doing anything except getting carved into bloody chunks as Dark Eldar, though.

You best be trollin'. Why would they exclude those two races when they're already fucking done?

Hell if I know. One assumes that they've made some substantial changes to the game's mechanics and they didn't have the time to apply them to more than four new races. I'm guessing they didn't go with the original four from the first game because Chaos was "too similar" to the Space Marines. And because the Tyranid players were probably starting to bitch a bit after three expansions and no appeasement.

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