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Looks like the Call level is in and the chip soundtrack is too. Now I'm all fsjal.jpg for the next year and a half or so.

That thumbstick attachment makes my hands happy at the thought of how much bigger it will make the 3ds. The thing makes me think of a Game Gear for some reason... and a 32X as well, ominously. Makes me wanna play Shadow Squadron and Star Wars Arcade again; those two games need to be ported or on virtual console. Also, what's the deal with 3ds game demos? Are they available or what? Are there even any plans for that sort of thing?

The first Wal-mart I went to today didn't even know about the price cut (and I decided to buy a sandwich there, but to add insult to injury, there was mold in it), but the second one I went to already had some of their labels changed. My 3ds still has a $249 price sticker on it. But get this: they are selling it for $169.96. Multiple pennies less than I expected to pay. I can buy a stick of gum from a bum to get the moldy taste off my gums. Also: everything is remakes

Needs to be combined with BASTARD TETRIS "this fiendish program uses a special algorithm to give you the worst possible brick"

Mmmmmgigity. Roll. I like how Mega is just blasting that guy in the face so offhandedly.

If character appearance is customisable, I'll almost always choose a girl. I guess I like playing dress up, also i am a pervert

I love spawning Giant Enemy Crab to kill things. Then killing it with a hammer. It's just so fun. And I like using viruses and poisons. Kid needs to wake up? Drop a virus on him. Guy is thirsty? Give him poison and he drinks it. And the game calls me a bio terrorist at the end of the level? Game of the year.

I couldn't resist playing some Gundam Rise from the Ashes (best gundam game with no gundams in it) and Marvel vs Capcom 2 (I suck at that game). Took me for a ride it did. And of course, Sonic Adventure. The intro song, and the part of the intro where Chaos sticks its head through a building and some Japanese dude is screaming gives me chills. Deep Fighter, House of the Dead 2, Starlancer, Armada, Toy Commander, and more... no one will forget... until everyone's dead.

Sometimes I have a hard time in newer games because the solution to the problem at hand is TOO simple. I'm looking for hidden panels, analyzing the order of the colors and markings on the wall, killing every enemy, etc. when all I have to do is WALK TO THE OTHER DOOR IN THE ROOM.

Fate has determined... French porn soundtrack.

God Hand and Way of the Samurai are good fun, and if you like those you must try Samurai Western. It's an offshoot of the Way of the Samurai series I guess. But it's closer to God Hand in terms of gameplay and style. It's extremely repetitive but it is damn fun. And you can customize your character with a bunch of hilarious accessories and play as any character in the game. The intro is pretty stylish:

Freaking superexcellent game. Great music, love the story/writing, the attention to detail. I couldn't stop and had to play the whole thing in one sitting. When I beat that mini game and Iji mirrored my thought saying "wait, I don't have time for this" I cracked up.

Who's in the house? J.C.!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROb65f4POHk Maybe its tears of laughter, but damn I loved this song when I was little. More seriously, "Growing Wings" from the Drakengard series. That is a song which makes me want to shed a tear: I'm generally not a fan of lyrics, but this song is a grand exception.

Spore Creatures blows. It fails at everything, especially creature creation. You'd think they would at least get that done right then tack on a crappy game but instead you just have a crappy game where you mix and match parts into a stupid frankenstein creature with limited customisability. The environments look kind of nice actually. no DRM though lol

Well, I played the game on the paragon of ultimate next generation tech: the Nintendo DS™. The game is acceptable, but clearly a lazy effort on the part of the development team. You move with the d-pad and use the touch screen instead of buttons, but get this: the touch screen is spread into six buttons. There are six buttons on the ds (not counting select and start). But they choose to use the touch screen instead. Well, at least the graphics are nice, and the environments are large and sometimes full of action. Of course you are constrained by invisible walls and a fairly rigid camera. But you can see large environments anyway. I am happy that the first thing I was able to do was force choke an incompetent officer. And you can electrocute jawas. The game is ridiculously easy, probably because the developers realized how stupid the control scheme is but decided not to change it in order to keep their gimmick. And it wouldn't be a proper DS cash-in if the story wasn't lazily and incompetently told. It get's the job done, though. And at least the main character's appearance usually changes in cutscenes and dialog portraits to match the outfit he's currently wearing. Now that's progress. It's a linear action game with some force potential, but it gets slaughtered by young Vader with the rest of the padawan children.

So the R4 has gotten a lot cheaper. I heard there was a piracy crackdown going on and that it was gonna be more expensive. Or maybe that was only in Japan?

I'm hoping to see it with my favorite female holding my hand.

In these trying economic times, it pays to watch free videos on the internets: Age of Conan

Apparently there's only going to be like 14 characters, according to iga. That's crap. If it's not going to be a deep fighting game there should at least be a ton of characters to offset that. Also iga is such a douche. He calls it a "3D action versus game" or something like that. What, he thinks he's inventing a genre? I want to just slap him upside the head, knocking his pretentious hat to the floor. I'll still probably pick it Judgement from the bargain bin.

"Here's my card." >_> The kids in the audience thought Joker was hilarious but they laughed their asses off when they saw two-face. He creeped me out though. That freakin' eye. I kept waiting for it to pop out.

Time for a change? $50k. Quick and painless.

I just hope there's a mad shitload of characters and unlockables in the game. And SoulCalibur style single player stuff.

It's true that if Judgement does suck it's gonna be because it's a rush job. Or because it will come with a wiimote attachment that sucks out your soul. But you can't argue with this logic: In CV64 if you are using Carrie and you crouch under the stairs in the back room of the villa you can see up her dress. Poke holes in that, Master Sindra!

CV2 was the first one I played, and I agree it needs a remake. I played it on a black and white television, yet I remembered it having vibrant high resolution graphics. Also, I rather liked the shitted up SNES port of Rondo. The music and graphics made me sick to my stomach at first, but the more I played it the more I liked it. Kinda like cranberries. But anyway, here's why I think Judgement has a chance: IGA doesn't like the N64 Castlevanias, so clearly he'll never be able to make a great 3D Castlevania. But he can make great 2D Castlevanias. Judgement is a 3D fighter, and 3D fighters don't really have 3D gameplay. Seriously, it seems like if you sidestep in a 3D fighting game you get hit anyway, and unless arenas have walls and obstacles or traps or something, positioning is the same as 2D fighters. Therefore, Judgement is practically a 2D game, which means it has a good chance of being good?