well I did not want to have to type this, but I think I will.
So it all started out when We the school told us we had to have a locker. Me and my bud Decided that we did not want to pay the fee. But they forced us to. It was at that point we decided to get even.
I always got school lunch, and every day Id get a milk. Some times Id drink it, sometimes Id leave it half full, and yet others Id just leave it open...
These milks would migrate in to our locker. After a few weeks begin to smell awful. so we would hide them in places such as class rooms, the trophy cabinet, in the locker vents, under drinking fountains. anywhere they would be hidden for a few hours while the smell displaced thought the location.
There were a few really good ones. Our first was in a the vocational bulding. Its basically a hall with classrooms attached. and a drinking fountian in the middle. Well we hid one in there. about 10-15 minutes later the janitors have brought in indrstual sized blowers to get the smell out...
There was another time where I had just one sitting in our locker. My bud tells me its making his books smell funny, and he wants it out. So during lunch I move it from the locker to the trash can, which is on the other side of the hall.
Well the class I am in after lunch shares the same wall as my locker. During the first few minutes of class I can here them opening and closing lockers. I can tell there getting close to mine, then they stop, and I think, "crap". well go figure a few minuets later they call me in to the office to ask me what the smell is, and I told them that I forgot I put in the locker. But the great thing is that there was no milk in there, just the smell. The milk was still in the trash can...
If i was not so lazy Id tell a story about a guy who Craped in my Locker as well.. this is the longest post I have ever done
Edit: whatever I guess ill tell it I got nothing better to do...
So This guy says "hey your locker has a ton of smelly things in it." (we also had Eggs, old sandwiches and rice) so he just asks if he can poop in a plastic zip lock bag and keep it in there, well we let him for some reason.
About 30min later I am in class and I get a message from the office saying that people are complaining that my locker smells of "Human fecal matter" It was the funniest thing I had heard in a long time. The office lady told me to clean it out, I then told her that I did not know the combo. So she sent one of her office aids, to use the key to open it.
Well we get to my locker and his eyes are wattering. He gives me the key, I open it and some files fly out, and this guy almost pukes, it was marvelous. I just tossed the Cleavland Steamer in the trash and that was the end of that.
Make me pay for a locker will you.....