The Legendary Zoltan

Yeah. Changing her name to Cindy in the English version makes no sense. The translators had to know that she's the new Cid, didn't they? Call me a man, but I very much enjoy her sexy appearance.

I signed up yo. We'll see if they accept my application. Thanks, Hyperion!

Aw! You found me out! I used to say the same thing but I remember someone giving me an example of some game a long time ago that Sony did just that with. I don't remember what it was. Maybe I imagined the whole thing, but it was like Sony kept saying some game wasn't cancelled but then way later they finally admitted that it was...or something like that. Am I making this all up?

Hahaha! Oh, damn you, The Damned.

BOOM! http://www.ign.com/videos/2014/12/12/breaking-down-the-latest-last-guardian-news

Games are constantly being announced for PS4 and XBO as having as high of resolutions as they can handle at 30 FPS. I'm totally against this. I really think they should try to get the highest resolution they can at 60 FPS. If that means 720p, I'm fine with that. Final Fantasy 13 is 720p and it looks amazing. I guess the reason they focus on resolution is because it's visible in all the media leading up to the games release. You can't see 60 FPS in a screenshot, so... Crappy. For me anyway. What do YOU think? I'm curious.

That game looks really good to me. Another one to add to my list of things to do when I have mountains of money and time.

I want a Wii U more and more every month. The recent Zelda and Mario Maker videos got me hurting so bad. I need MONEY!

I liked doing it until I bought White Knight Chronicles 2 and Star Ocean 4. The things they ask are ridiculous. When I have my dream job of professional YouTube artist, I will play a lot more games than I do now. I don't know if I'll go back to trophy hunting though. I actually like making up my own crazy challenges.

Oh, man! They're coming to Tokyo. I wanna go! I bet it's the greatest thing ever.

That game looks really cool. Mecha is not used often enough in games if you ask me.

I had never heard of Kumail Nanjiani, so I looked him up and I agree. I sound a lot like that guy. I enjoyed his stand up comedy, too! Sorry, Xavier. Swifthom was quicker. He had already done a couple of takes.

Thanks, guys. That's a pretty strong source you've got there JMR. So what you're telling me is that if I have 30 minutes of performance, I can play at MAGfest. Is that what you're telling me?

If you listen to any gaming podcasts, then this parody of gaming podcasts ought to be right up your alley, Swifthom from the OCR community plays the voice of the British guy.

I mean a regular performance by any random band at MAGfest. For example, how long was the performance of Knights of the Round or OC University? Also, is there a range of possible times that you can play or is there a set standard? Thank you very much!

Because traveling in real life is much more of a hassle than traveling in games. (⌒▽⌒) Oh, dude! Us out on a road trip would be a freaking sitcom yo!

So the fact that it's a boy's day out kind of appeals to you? You know, in real life, the idea of going on a long road trip with a bunch of friends doesn't appeal to me much, but it really looks like fun in a game. I just don't like traveling. I like arriving but not traveling. @Thin Crust: Do you mean that in the areas they showed in the video there will actually be many more landmarks and not as much open space?

Best RPG story ever!

All the phrases in quotation marks in the first post are all the lines I need. A WAV or an MP3 file will be a good format. I gave some quick notes about how it should be delivered, too. Specifically what additional information do you need? It's a parody podcast so the usual kind of mundane voice will do, so I hoped that anyone could just press record, say what's written in the first post and then simply link me to it. So if either of you, Xavier, Swifthom, Willrock, want to do it, feel free to just go for it. Thanks!

Mic quality is not a problem. If you can do a convincing accent, please do! Of course, I'll credit you in the video. Sooner is better for me.

Oh, right. I guess I was thinking English but actually I'm not picky. The other voices are all voiced by me, so just one British person will do. You don't need to worry about leaving space or anything where other people's lines are. I'm going to edit it to perfection. Are you able to do it, Mr. Rock?

I'm making a parody gaming podcast episode and I just need a few lines recorded and sent to me. Mic quality doesn't even matter. Here are the lines. "Cheers and British Sarcasm." (This is you greeting the audience at the beginning of the podcast.) "I’ve been playing Metal Gear Solid 3 HD. I really do think Hideo Kojimer is brilliant." What? (Another person) "I said Kojimer is brilliant." It’s KojiMA. (Another person) "That’s what I said!" (Kind of angry that the other person didn't understand your accent) "So do we." "I think it’s absolutely unacceptable and I can totally understand why there is so much outrage coming from gamers. I mean this is the problem with the X-bone. You know? It’s a new console generation and they can only run 1079p at 59 fps? That’s bollocks! That’s bollocks and crisps!" (Kind of loud and ranty) "What's Winstagram? I've never heard of that one." "Goodbye." That's it. You'd be really helping me out if you could record that. It's going to be a pretty fun fake podcast. If you'll do it let me know. Sooner is better for me. I've already recorded all the other parts.

In all seriousness though, Fumito Ueda's Twitter profile says "Currently working on The Last Guardian." It seems like his real account.

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/527936979124903936/photo/1 And the fanboys and the Zoltans and all the Seven Kingdoms rejoice! Yeah, I'm happy about it. Anyone else excited?

Yeah. Despite what Anita has written I don't believe that she actually plays games as a hobby. I'm sure she has played games when she was a child and played a bunch for her "research" but that video that Brandon posted seems to counter her claims to be a gamer.