Atomic Dog

When I started here, all I did was post feedback to remixes. Over time, I started to take over GenDisc with all kinds of social/political shit - so they made PPR. Which I didn't use initially. I finally wandered into Unmod and PPR after DJP told me to knock it off in GenDisc.

I wish to god someone still had my photoshop version of that where Algore is buttfucking Howard Dean (doing the Howard Dean scream) as he holds a bottle of Astroglide.

Gay hate? We're talking about two different things here ace. PPR is going on about homosexuality. I'm simply using "gay" as a pejorative.

Uh, because it's gay. And because every asshole with an internet connection that's ever watched MTV or listened to whatever their local pop-emo-rock station is suddenly thinks he/she's a poet. Watch: Oh, as I gather my insipid feelings And I look to the north to the horizon I feel as though I'm alone, but surrounded By nothing but my solitude. Alas, I realize that my solitude is shared Those out there like me reach out in a sympathetic cry Once again, the embers of my life are renewed As I pay for another month of World of Warcraft. --- Find this and other poems on my myspace page! --- Seriously. It's gay, and I want to smack the life out of "online poets."

To tell everyone you're a homosexual? We don't care. It's the 21st Century.

Uh, no. I did, however, find it fascinating that they (correctly) did away with the concept of currency given that they now existed in a world with unlimited resources (ie. tea, earl gray, hot) but found it strange that this world stll had a kind of governmental hierarchy. Based on what? Certainly not democracy. Who got to decide who was fit to be a Captain or not? The Federation, to me, seemed like it was ENTIRELY military-based. Every single job (which you weren't paid for) was somehow related to their military structure - whether you were a science officer, or an engineer, or a starship captain, or a ridiculously dressed bartender. I don't see any room in the federation for the poet, or artist, or drunken jerk that just likes to think shit up all the time. Nor do I see any place for leisure, but for "approved shore leave." You ask me, the Federation seems like a socially acceptable society of slaves.

Me, right after kawaiininjakat and I had sexual intercourse (which she got SO bent about because I "made a thread about it"): AD eats a Drumstick:

REAL Tetris: Booster, on crowd control: Green Lantern making snow angels: Self-loathing Superman:

Harvey waving at Unmod: Brock, enough said: Birdgirl shows more evidence - with the whip: Michael Vick Microwaves a Puppy:

I've still got the original versions of that gif on my hdd (and the other one, where Superman is similarly beating the christ out of Darkseid, and I think I still have the Flash one, where he's perpetually rearranging Lex Luthor's insides.) It was my sig (and eventually YTMND's) for a LONG time. EDIT: Oh, I found Green Lantern's snow angels too. And self-loating Superman (perpetually beating HIMSELF up.) And Booster Gold "on crowd control." And Brock slamming that one russian chick face first into the toilet bowl. And Harvey, waving at us. And Birdgirl - with the whip. And the skydiving Tetris game. Those were fun to make. I should do that again sometime.

I remember that thread. It was called, "KOS-MOS HAS A SHINY ASS."

Also, one of my personal favorites - the best scene ever from the coolest game ever:

I found the old Deeds to OCR in my pictures folder.

Yes, clearly. Which means that Plan B must be put into effect. That's right... SEVENTY-TWO HOUR POST-INTERCOURSE CONTRACEPTION IS OUR ONLY HOPE.

You.... but... but you're dead! I KILLED YOU!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE!?!??!! WHAT KIND OF ZOMBIE VOODOO IS THIS!?!?!??!!

I also liked the WinXP Stock Images Wall Mod fad.

Arashi always owned Unmod, but PPR was exclusively mine:

Hahaha, I remember the first time I saw that and burst out laughing. Ahh, good 'ol Star. I always liked this one:

That is an accurate description. I did like, however, that they filled in the lines that came just before Zack in the truck saying, "Just kidding, I wouldn't do that to you." Kinda makes you wonder who those other Turks were. I didn't see a Cissnei in there, did you? (MAYBE, possibly, the girl on the far left - but it doesn't quite look right.)

Heard of, but never saw. Because of my extreme prejudice against subtitled movies. Particlarly from Japan. However, I will get over this for an hour or so to watch this - even though that gibberish of clicks and whistles they call "Japanese" literally makes my ears bleed. I'm 2 minutes into it, and it already seems pretty awesome. (Would it kill them to dub it though?)

*possible spoilers* So, I just finished Crisis Core. What an absolutely amazing ending. OK - now, don't get me wrong. I loved the character idea behind Genesis - but man, that guy never shut up about that stupid poem. I mean, I appreciate the fact that it was about him - but man, I would have liked at least ONE scene where he wasn't blathering on about it. That said, there was some really great lines in there that tied in so well to the smallest minutae of the game. My favorite was, "The arrow has left the bow of the goddess." Anyone besides me beat Minerva? (of course you freaks did. It's not a win unless it's 100% completion, right? ) Way to tie it into her freakin' limit break, of all things. Cissnei - what's her deal? We never see her ever again in FF7 and FF:AC. Is her character there just to torment our imaginations? ("I never got to tell him my real name.") Or, is she secretly someone else that I haven't picked up on yet? Someone told me it's Jessie in FF7 - but I don't know if I buy that. Another told me that it was Elena - but I buy that even less than I do Jessie. Zack Fair - man, they sure did his character credit in Crisis Core. I mean, really. SO, SO good. But boy oh boy... I mean, you knew he was going to die. He had to. But I gotta be honest, I didn't expect him to die the way he did. Shinra really killed the crap out of him. A+ for giving so much emphasis to the history of the Buster Sword. It almost makes it seem wrong that Cloud quickly abandons it in FFVII as soon as he finds something better. I loved the completely unnecessary inclusion of a young Yuffie. And they really did right by her too. She was just as adorable as she was in FF7. (Personally, my favorite character from FF7.) I'm not sure if I approve of the retconning they did of the Turks. They did this a bit in Advent Children too. I mean, they weren't bad bad guys in in FF7, but they certainly didn't have the admirable qualities they got in both AC and CC. Can someone tell me why the PSP didn't put as much effort into the rest of their games as they did this one? The visuals and soundtracks were on par with freakin' Advent Children for christs sake. And not just that final scene. God, that scene where Genesis fights Sephiroth (and Angeal) on top of the Junon cannon? That was so good I created an extra savegame right before it, just so I could keep rewatching it. And of course, they just couldn't help but tease us with the remade intro to FFVII - which makes us all drool for a remastered version of the game which we'll never get. Why Square-Enix? Why would you do that to us, and make us go back to the blocky graphics of the PSP1? The one downside is the same downside that affects all Final Fantasy games. If you play for completion, by the time you get to the end of the game, you're so freakin' overpowered that the ending becomes a joke. In FF7, FF8, FF9, FF10, and Crisis Core I had to intentionally handicap myself in the final battles, just to make them interesting (and make them last long enough to see the badass limit enemy limit breaks.) But Crisis Core was really bad, because of the Mission System. In my playthrough, Zack was cutting through EVERYONE like butter by Chapter 4 - just because those missions would give me high-grade materia and level-ups outside of the storyline. Once I got my hands on Costly Punch, the "Very Hard" missions were a cakewalk. Anyway, Crisis Core was awesome. Now I'm going to go watch Advent Children - just because I want to see that scene at the very end where Zack waves to Cloud. Aww yea.

God, why? It sucks. This set, however, is awesome. Iron Man vs. Alcoholism.

I love how all this talk in Crisis Core about how special the sword is, and then a few years later Cloud is just like, dragging it on the ground. What a dick.

Not only lift, but wield in such a way that you don't actually use the blade. See, in Crisis Core, apparently the Buster Sword was used to render people unconscious, not dead. If it was ever used at all, because Angeal didn't want to ding it up.

Hahahahaha! It's been like 5 years and that STILL cracks me up every time.