Out of sheer curiosity: How old are you?
Because the stuff you're saying here sounds like things I'd have said when I was a teenage, metal supremacist.
No you don't lol
City Escape is played at 130 BPM double-time. That is the equivalent of 8th notes at 260 BPM. If you don't believe me, put a metronome over it at 130 and then at 260.
In this thread you have claimed:
• The song's are slow, which we can objectively prove most of them are not.
• You have claimed that the melodies are not memorable. But again, the songs are extremely popular. So they just might not be memorable to YOU
• Stated that Crush 40's songs are just slow strumming of chords...which again, is objectively false as evidenced by songs like Open Your Heart, Live and Learn, and just about all the others.
So you don't know what you're talking about.
You just don't like the songs and rather than just accept that and move on, you're trying to "prove" that you're somehow right. You don't need to justify it; just say you don't like it.