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Remember that Needs more Cowbell video? People still love that. DNF is like that now.

Is it 1998 already?

E.T. First movie tie in that SUCKED!

Not true. While many sports game had female athletes, Custer's Revenge, after the original company closed, was remade twice. And in one case the scenario was different, you were the native woman, had to dodge bullets instead of arrows, and then reached Custer's boner, the goal of the game.

Then I shall steal it. And then I'll brag about it. Yes, that will do just fine.

Well, to get from indoors to indoors, you have to go outdoors. And well, winter is cold in these snowy regions. I'd recommend you bring a polar bear repellent gun.

Oh, and I want a Majora's Mask level ON THE FREAKING MOON. I mean, that water stage was nice and all, but it was not a "significant" location all things considered. MM would be better represented by the clock tower or the moon, should they chose to throw in a MM level in.

Tallon IV, not Aether.

Custer's revenge: First game to involve rape in the gameplay.

Like invisible bedroom elves. They are tiny, quick, invisible and crafty. In fact, the fact that you cannot see them proves their existence.

Classic Megaman, and switching to X as the final smash.

Don't you hate it when you have a great idea and you know it's never gonna happen... I'll just have to use my home-made Dhsu substitute.

Writer, fiction, apparently good. And well, any disease is tragic when a celebrity is affected, because the loss of one fantasy author is much much more tragic than 25 Alzheimer's sufferers in a local hospice. Sorry, I just hate the fact that a disease only gains importance when a celebrity has it, because some of us also have crippling diseases, and because no big name is attached to it, no one gives a flying fuck.

I'm sorry, but since the US and its president has a direct influence on world affairs, they are open to criticism from the world. You don't want to be judged by the world? Then stay within your borders. And GWB is not doing your country any good. If you love the United States, you should really try and see why criticism is actually GOOD. Accepting leadership blindly was actually something the founding fathers hated.

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Andrew Wiener Sounds like the end of a dirty joke: "Yeah, My mom was cold and wanted to pull the covers, she stretched her arm over your father She grabbed something and pulled and pulled harder she pulled at it and drew wiener." And yes, I am that bored.

It always feels too soon when a death is mentioned in a joke.

... Its either not his name, or he has very very mean parents.

Actually, I hear they are gonna replace every character with a pokemon. And your 4 moves will be your directional special attacks.

Something that will pleasantly surprise me. I doubt my parents and brother will provide that but its nice to dream.

It's not like mute city... And well, they can always create a new stage for Falcon?

Well, I just dont see how it was Yay worthy. I mean, I'm in no way homophobic (I'd have to hate a part of myself for that) it's just.. I dunno, the "yay gay" felt... useless in that context.

About being a wizard: 1: You are mainly there for the bread and water, don't kid yourself. 2: Control your DPS. In bad groups, you will pull aggro, so if you crit a lot, switch to wand for a while. 3: Fire = Good. Frost = Good. Arcane = Uh? I used to be arcane, and I realised that I ran out of mana too fast, and that a fire or frost mage was a lot better. Right now I'm full frost and I have to say, it's fun. Especially when you PVP with a fire mage close by.

Wow, this thread's still around? Well, I started playing again. What got me to try again was the 10 free days and the changes on shadowstep. What got me to stay was the incredible amount of fun my warrior has become. She was a classic arms/fury and then around level 52 I switched to protection. I am never gonna regret that choice. I don't mind the lowered DPS for the survivability tradeoff. (and pretty soon I'll have yet another 70 character with most talents placed in the far right tree, rogue subtlety, frost mage and prot warrior.)

Yay gay? Well... yeah I guess so... I mean, are you sure that was yay worthy? I would hope that in 2007, homosexuality would be met by a meh more than a yay... but anyway. Also, at this point, I have to say I originally read the title as "Russel Cox blew himself" which has a decidedly different meaning. Oh well, take this opportunity to listen to Russel Cox's music. It's always worth it.