The Damned Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 http://www.starnow.co.uk/Magazines-newspapers/computer_games_life_of_crime_stories_wanted.htm There're the usual Destructoid and Kotaku and whatever links, but here's the original. Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Only in the UK. lame :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linkspast Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 A real quote from a real person form reality. Yeah so before Super Mario Bros. I had never thought of turtles and mushrooms as evil. Now after five minutes on with the game I have got this uncontrollable desire to crush their shells. Don`t even get me started on Megaman, lets just say Its a lot harder to get their power than they make it out in the games. And the cat is still pissed after I played pokemon. A real quote. really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban Xperience Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Only in the UK.lame :/ As a Brit, I am absolutely appalled by such actions, tarnishing an already misunderstood perception of computer gaming. Boo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kureejii Lea Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I once killed a man over a game of Tetris. He shouldn't have been dumping all of his block debris onto my screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Fuckin' A, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Damned Posted March 31, 2008 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 I know only eat animals that can be put inside of red and white balls. Blending them into a paste or goo still counts, of course. When you cook them inside the ball, it's like a boiled egg, but meatier. Wait, are they asking for violence against living things or against good cooking? 'Cause my story could go either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 A real quote from a real person form reality. A real quote. really. Now, question is whether that is a joke submission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazygecko Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Video games made me a contributor to global warming. Also I converted to Islam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Samus Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Video games turned me into a zombie. Something about brains just sounds so tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSnowStorm Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 The conflict between Final Fantasy IV's Kain and Cecil influence me to kill my best friend because he was dating a girl I had a crush on. Fire Emblem 4: The Genelogy of the Holy War also influence me to pratice incest, kill my brother, kill my father, bring birth to twins, one a girl who's has memory promblems, and another, a boy who's the most evil bastard in the world. Man, the thing the jaded, anti video games media will do get a story on gaming and the "negetive effects". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antipode Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I hate how they're asking the question "did video games blah blah blah" but they're only paying for the ones that give them the answers they're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devyn Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Sometimes I want to headbutt people like they do on Double Dragon. I won't die satisfied until I've headbutted someone until their nose fucking explodes. I also want to stomp someone's crotch while wearing cleated shoes. My biggest fantasy, that I will one day act out in real life due to playing too many games, is to hit someone in the Adam's Apple with a spiked iron mace, preferably using all the torque my body can produce. DIE DIE DIE YOU WILL DIEEEE!~!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takero Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 If I hear one more guy try to tell me that video games cause violent behaviors, I'm going to freaking kill them all. End of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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