Mrs. Bark Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I...have no excuse for this. I am sleeping again. I am not ridden with migraines. And yet....here is another TF2 parody of a Lady GaGa song. I do not know why my brain does this. Anyway - yesterday I finally gave into curiosity and watched the video for "Telephone". I had never heard the song before then. And my diseased mind instantly converted it into...whatever this is. I've tentatively titled it "Sawbones". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hallo? Hallo, kinder; you called I can't hear a thing I have got no service in melee you say, say Wa-wa-what did you say? Huh?; You're bleeding out on me Sorry; I cannot heal you I'm kinda busy K-kinda busy K-kinda busy Sorry; I cannot heal you I'm kinda busy Just a second; it's my favorite map they're gonna play and I cannot heal you with that thing in your hand, eh? You shoulda made some plans with me; you knew that I was free And now you won't stop calling me I'm kinda busy Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna heal anymore!; I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna charge anymore!; I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop calling "Doc" at me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh I'm busy! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop calling "Doc" at me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Can call all you want but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones! 'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy' and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones! Can call all you want but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones! 'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy' and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones! Boy, the way you blowin' up yourself won't make me move no faster, heal your ass no faster, dodge this spy no faster. I shoulda left my gun at home 'cause this is a disaster! Find yourself a dispenser - Sorry: I cannot answer! Not that I don't like you: I'm just stuck in melee And I am sick and tired of my heavy dying Sometimes I feel like I work with idiots every day Tonight I'm not takin no calls 'cause I'll be needlin' 'Cause I'll be needlin' 'Cause I'll be needlin' Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'cause I'll be needlin'! Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna heal anymore!; I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna charge anymore!; I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna heal anymore!; I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna charge anymore!; I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop calling "Doc" at me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh I'm busy! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop calling "Doc" at me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Can call all you want but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones! 'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy' and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones! Can call all you want but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones! 'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy' and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!, Th-th-th, THIS sawbones 'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy' and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones! THIS sawbones Th-th-th, THIS sawbones 'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy' and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones! We're sorry; that was not medicine. Please find a health pack, or try your Medic again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerlord Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Yes. Rotation was changed to what we had discussed earlier, except hoodoo was swapped for pipeline. For lazy people (like me), that's: koth_viaduct cp_dustbowl cp_fastlane pl_goldrush ctf_doublecross cp_gravelpit plr_pipeline cp_badlands cp_egypt pl_badwater cp_waste_v2 cp_granary koth_nucleus cp_dustbowl ctf_turbine pl_goldrush cp_gravelpit pl_frontier cp_badlands cp_gorge pl_badwater cp_steel cp_granary Edit: I'm thinking about opening IDLE to the public again with reserved slots enabled, but the maxplayers bumped up to 32. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Drop waste please. It is terrible. Also 5CP right before a 5CP. Terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyobi Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Random question: Has the rotation been updated yet?Also, I made a pair of new sprays and need opinions on which one to use. Milkshake Classy Lady I find it kinda funny how the second spray can refer to the first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParanoidDrone Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 *snip* Have I told you you're awesome lately? Also, TRIPPY AS FUCK VIDEO IS TRIPPY AS FUCK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenogu Labz Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Tautological statement is tautological And there's no such thing as a too-long tag; you spend what, 60 seconds before most rounds just standing around anyway. I got the award yesterday... for most times dominated. I believe it was 15. Just sad, given I only played for a couple of hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWalrus Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Drop waste please.It is terrible. Also 5CP right before a 5CP. Terrible. I agree please get rid of that map Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParanoidDrone Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Tautological statement is tautological Heh, I enjoyed that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necro Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Song I decided to watch the chat roulette video that went along with this song. The results were hilarious. Drop waste please.It is terrible. Also 5CP right before a 5CP. Terrible. I can agree with changing gametypes every map in the same way that dustbowl should not be adjacent to goldrush. I still love custom 5CP maps, though. If any more are ever added I will rejoice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I still love custom 5CP maps, though. If any more are ever added I will rejoice. i really enjoy abcba maps too but i do agree that there are too many on the rotation and that waste is bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killersting Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I wouldn't mind if waste was dropped for Follower. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I wouldn't mind if waste was dropped for Follower. =D Niether would I come to think of it. With the exception of the last point, Follower is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefairy Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Follower is fun. In before Powerlord's no override. On-topic, I'd play some Follower. Always nice to see customs come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 follower isnt the best abcba custom but its definitely a heck of a lot better than waste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParanoidDrone Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Hmm... I have an idea. Let's all list the customs that we like and/or don't mind playing on. Then let's password lock RED and have a night or two set aside to playing on those customs so we can decide which ones are and aren't worth making part of the BLU rotation. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleck Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 has anyone ever even liked waste I mean honestly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParanoidDrone Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I liked pl_waste, but I'm a sucker for novelty. This means I like most customs as long as they look pretty and at least pretend to be balanced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireSlash Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 I remember people telling me they loved waste at first THen again, all customs go like this. First, people love it. It gets rtv'd a lot Then it becomes meh and later people start hating it. aaaanyway. Switched it for pl_waste for a bit until I can find a better map to sub in. Follower is bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 i never liked waste and pl waste is worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireSlash Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 i never liked wasteand pl waste is worse fine, replaced it with koth_pacman Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 alrighty theyre about equal anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParanoidDrone Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 fine, replaced it with koth_pacmanEnjoy. Please tell me you're joking. Please. I think the reason customs go from LUV->meh->HAET is because at first, it's a shiny new map. Then we play it and get used to it, so we look at it more objectively. Then we hate it for its newfound lack of novelty and tendency to empty the server, because even the best customs can't compare to the popularity of official maps. It's a cycle, and I'm not sure there's a way out of it except for constantly refreshing the customs avaliable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 even the best customs can't compare to the popularity of official maps cp_warpath2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chivesontheweb Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 has anyone ever even liked waste I mean honestly Yes, I like cp_waste. I'm not against dropping it, though, because apparently I'm the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWalrus Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Its very hard to find a map that people are willing to sit there and download it just to play when they could play a official map on another server faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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