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I...have no excuse for this. I am sleeping again. I am not ridden with migraines. And yet....here is another TF2 parody of a Lady GaGa song. I do not know why my brain does this.

Anyway - yesterday I finally gave into curiosity and watched the video for "Telephone". I had never heard the song before then. And my diseased mind instantly converted it into...whatever this is.

I've tentatively titled it "Sawbones".

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Hallo?

Hallo, kinder; you called

I can't hear a thing

I have got no service in melee you say, say

Wa-wa-what did you say?

Huh?; You're bleeding out on me

Sorry; I cannot heal you

I'm kinda busy

K-kinda busy

K-kinda busy

Sorry; I cannot heal you

I'm kinda busy

Just a second; it's my favorite map they're gonna play

and I cannot heal you with that thing in your hand, eh?

You shoulda made some plans with me; you knew that I was free

And now you won't stop calling me

I'm kinda busy

Stop callin', stop callin';

I don't wanna heal anymore!;

I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl

Stop callin', stop callin';

I don't wanna charge anymore!;

I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Stop calling "Doc" at me!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

I'm busy!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Stop calling "Doc" at me!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want but there's no one home

and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!

'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'

and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!

Can call all you want but there's no one home

and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!

'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'

and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!

Boy, the way you blowin' up yourself

won't make me move no faster,

heal your ass no faster,

dodge this spy no faster.

I shoulda left my gun at home 'cause this is a disaster!

Find yourself a dispenser -

Sorry: I cannot answer!

Not that I don't like you: I'm just stuck in melee

And I am sick and tired of my heavy dying

Sometimes I feel like I work with idiots every day

Tonight I'm not takin no calls 'cause I'll be needlin'

'Cause I'll be needlin'

'Cause I'll be needlin'

Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'cause I'll be needlin'!

Stop callin', stop callin';

I don't wanna heal anymore!;

I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl

Stop callin', stop callin';

I don't wanna charge anymore!;

I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl

Stop callin', stop callin';

I don't wanna heal anymore!;

I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl

Stop callin', stop callin';

I don't wanna charge anymore!;

I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Stop calling "Doc" at me!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

I'm busy!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Stop calling "Doc" at me!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want but there's no one home

and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!

'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'

and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!

Can call all you want but there's no one home

and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!

'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'

and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!,

Th-th-th, THIS sawbones

'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'

and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!

THIS sawbones

Th-th-th, THIS sawbones

'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'

and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!

We're sorry; that was not medicine.

Please find a health pack, or try your Medic again.

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Yes. Rotation was changed to what we had discussed earlier, except hoodoo was swapped for pipeline.

For lazy people (like me), that's:

koth_viaduct

cp_dustbowl

cp_fastlane

pl_goldrush

ctf_doublecross

cp_gravelpit

plr_pipeline

cp_badlands

cp_egypt

pl_badwater

cp_waste_v2

cp_granary

koth_nucleus

cp_dustbowl

ctf_turbine

pl_goldrush

cp_gravelpit

pl_frontier

cp_badlands

cp_gorge

pl_badwater

cp_steel

cp_granary

Edit: I'm thinking about opening IDLE to the public again with reserved slots enabled, but the maxplayers bumped up to 32.

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I decided to watch the chat roulette video that went along with this song. The results were hilarious.

Drop waste please.

It is terrible.

Also 5CP right before a 5CP.

Terrible.

I can agree with changing gametypes every map in the same way that dustbowl should not be adjacent to goldrush.

I still love custom 5CP maps, though. If any more are ever added I will rejoice.

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Hmm...

I have an idea.

Let's all list the customs that we like and/or don't mind playing on. Then let's password lock RED and have a night or two set aside to playing on those customs so we can decide which ones are and aren't worth making part of the BLU rotation.

Thoughts?

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I remember people telling me they loved waste at first

THen again, all customs go like this.

First, people love it. It gets rtv'd a lot

Then it becomes meh

and later people start hating it.:dstrbd:

aaaanyway. Switched it for pl_waste for a bit until I can find a better map to sub in. Follower is bad.

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fine, replaced it with koth_pacman

Enjoy.

Please tell me you're joking. Please.

I think the reason customs go from LUV->meh->HAET is because at first, it's a shiny new map. Then we play it and get used to it, so we look at it more objectively. Then we hate it for its newfound lack of novelty and tendency to empty the server, because even the best customs can't compare to the popularity of official maps.

It's a cycle, and I'm not sure there's a way out of it except for constantly refreshing the customs avaliable.

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