Kirby's Dream Land - So Easy (Dedede's Theme)

[PrototypeRaptor]

So...this is something completely different.

If you're expecting electronica - don't be hating on my swagga

King Dedede is a pimp. We all know it, he knows it, kirby knows it.

So, this is an appropriately crunk remix of his everpresent theme. It's NSFW.

yeah... it's inspired by various artists from the radio.

did I mention it's NSFW???

update: I forgot to enable the bass in the first render...wow...

http://soundcloud.com/prototyperaptor/kirbys-dream-land-so-easy

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lyrics:

King D:

hey (yo)

this is king d (he's the king)

with easy style

number 1 (it's so easy)

the boss of the castle

comin' down (he's the boss)

alright

here we go:

I'm DE DE DE an' they all are CAPITAL

cruise control is caps lock; it's not accidental (f sharp?)

and don't even start, baby you're so argumental (fuck you)

I'll show you my force; with my hammer it's centripetal

Open up the doors, I'll let you right in (to the kitchen)

the final boss lies somewhere within (oh I see)

you think you can find him an' you think you can win? (probably not)

I'm on the top of my game (like football?) an' you're a has-bin (YOUUU)

you think that I'm a penguin yeah well I think that you're gay (fabulous!)

you're pink after all and no straight lives that way (you like men)

a ball of fluff that thinks that he's tough but

at the end of the day you just like it rough (come here! ahh uhh)

so if you're pink, get the fuck out of town (x3)

so if you're pink, get the fuck out of my town

do I really have to spell it out for you?

I guess so, let met break it down you

King D (crunk'd):

I don't take no shit,

I get this mic and spit it

my words they get it

so much better than you ever shit it

so when I get done

come on and hit it

if you got the courage

to come and get sitted

cause I'm the original and still the best

so many dreams they find they conquest

like the old world to the brave and new

imperialism is gonna find you

cause no where is safe from me

my ships scatter; eyes in the seven seas

I've so many enemies they find they got wrecked

I'm Cortez and you da Aztecs

so if you're pink get the fuck out of town (x3)

so if you're pink get the fuck out of my town

what do you have to say for yourself

you pink motherfucker

K-Pain:

hey now

you are having some

hate now

cause do you really think it's easy being colored?

drinking from they special water fountains

watching you drank them dream fountains

I'd love for some apple bottom jeans

I'd love for some equal opportunities

I'd love for some singing abilities

but that's why you hate me shawtee

King D:

hey now, your plight has really moved me

I feel bad enough to break my bad guy continuity (hey, a triplet)

so get yo friends (friends?)

I'll bring my friends (you don't have any friends)

we'll make amends (nobody loves you)

and drink until she sins (unless she's not hot)

K-Pain:

hey, hey, really?

that, that sounds awesome

King D:

...not a chance

so if you're pink get the fuck out of town (x3)

so if you're pink get the fuck out of my town

so if you're pink get the fuck out of town (x3)

so if you're pink get the fuck out of my town

(K-Pain: I hate you... De de de)

yeah

so now you know

if you pink, or red, or whatever

the fuck else you transformed into

you best be getting out

while the getting out is good

you best be getting out

of King D's neighborhood

...it's so easy

[DarkSim]

I can see this being a hit in gay bars... /s

Seriously though, it's awesome. Dedede definitely is a pimp - check out his coat and cane (giant hammer), and this works really well. Don't see why you shouldn't submit it if stuff like Everclear Hangover got posted (that I really didn't like), but this actually has some "swagga" about it and is effortlessly cool.

Plus, the source is great. Sub itttttt!

[AkumajoBelmont]

absolutely adore it. Totally get the gay bar thing... especially the lyrics 'if you're pink, get the fuck out of town'. This would go off in some of the clubs out this way.

But man, there is not a single track of yours I do not absolutely fawn over.

Got nothing critical to say... love it

[PrototypeRaptor]

lyrics are up..

and the gay bar thing is totally not what I had in mind, but in retrospect fits perfectly... haha

dedede is all about them hoes though, fo sho

[EC2151]

This is pretty damn hilarious.

[RDX]

this is dirty rap done right.

[PrototypeRaptor]

ok, so when I mastered the song I realized that I hadn't unmuted the bass from when I was working with it in the mix... doh'

so here's the actual track with dat subbass

http://soundcloud.com/prototyperaptor/kirbys-dream-land-so-easy

[Level 99]

Stop. Being. So. Awesome.

I lied, please don't stop.

[Gollgagh]

where do I put my money

also I want some of the tracks that are in that demo reel of yours D: especially the one at the 3 minute mark

[Icrosonze]

You had me sold even without the bass. And then you added the bass in

It's like you gave me a whole loaf of sliced bread, and then told me there's a 10 dollar bill inside

I also absolutely love the fact that you managed to reference Kirby's craptacular singing in his games.

[PrototypeRaptor]

also I want some of the tracks that are in that demo reel of yours D: especially the one at the 3 minute mark

that sonic remix is totally vaporware... It has some work done on it, but it's like my own personal duke nukem forever.

[BlackPanther]

im with gollgagh, the one i want is the one that starts around the 7:50 mark =D.

About the track, this isnt my favorite one from you, but its still hella cool. Im gonna have to go on some spiritual, musical journey for some years to get to your level, collabing may help speed that up though xD.