Bleck

$49,000 of which is earned from people who link the fucking songs to everyone they know and tell them how it's totally the worst song and therefore you should listen to it and then everyone is like WHY IS POP MUSIC TERRIBLE YOU GUYS I KEEP LISTENING TO IT AND BUYING IT BUT IT NEVER GETS BETTER

my uncle works for nintendo and he totally says that pikablu is real

I have an arcade stick and the one broken button aside I'm really bad with it compared to pad

I'm all for anything that kills call of duty

that's better

I was thinking of obtained in the wild. Events didn't cross my mind.

There is no way to legitimately obtain Arceus in any English-language game as of yet.

catch a volcarona oh I can use this to hatch my egg the egg contains a larvesta

in my experience rules for professional pokemon playing usually involves banning everything that a five year old would find annoying and then watching as a bunch of sneering pedantic asshats try to out-Spikes each other

heh heh butt

has anybody mentioned their god awful website design

falling posterior squish technique

BIONIC a ARMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

no my penis is the biggest

the zekrom/reshiram music is so goddamn great

anti-nuclear people are one of two people a) greenpeace idiots that thing let's just stick windmills everywhere people who have been swindled by Old White Men of America into believing that we should continue using fossil fuels and lining their pockets

to be honest ZP is right about 95% of the time

the best part of sentinel force is how if you do it as fast as possible it sounds like sentinel is singing a tune about sentinel force

My current go-to team is Wesker/Tron/Arthur.

how am I supposed to teleport if I am busy being in hitstun/blockstun also how am I supposed to call in assists if they are just going to also take damage from zero's shippuga also why does advancing guard only push zero far enough away for him to just use shippuga again and hit me immediately because I'm still in blockstun this is not me being sarcastic this is just me asking questions that nobody seems to want to answer

the best part of the fighting game community is when they tell you to counter things but don't bother to tell you how

the best part of the drop system is getting a blutsauger after four days of nothing at all

oh my god oh my god lifesteal knife

her sex tape kind of sucks

dat ass dat ass