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lots'o'boxes is a freak show as well, but he's crossover. i'm talking straight melee, no AP. talon's skinny, but his only skin that shows that (and doesn't hide him in a cloak) makes him look like a gang member from the eighties combined with ezio. i guess he counts anyways. shen's a ninja. doesn't count. plus he's a crappy bot. pro as heck master yi has eleventy eyes and needs more doubleswords. donkey kong is a monkey.

ez is not a melee character. last time that i checked. he's also an asshole. the only time he ever ults is when i'm at 10hp and just getting to the base. edit: before someone says it, GP and Kassadin are not melee champs. GP's like half and half, and double codpiece is a mage. so they don't count. i'm talking primary melee champs like spindamere or udyr.

the gauntlet is still really ridiculously big, but she's more proportionate. i was talking with a buddy about why she'd be so much cooler if she was actually a he, but with roughly the same proportions. think about the blatant stereotypes - there are no male melee characters that aren't rippling muscles and oversized everything. there are female melee characters, but they're all these little tiny things that just look ridiculous in-game because their hair is bigger than their body. why not have a lithe male melee champ? the only male champ that i'd say is skinny is singed, and he's a freak show.

what's the release date?

get the physical box that costs ~15 or 20$. it gives you 1500 or so RP, as well as 20 champs, four skins, and some runes.

i don't think this is the right thread to put this is, but is anyone looking to sell their copy of SC2 and associated battle.net account? i'm worried about buying it online when the game is useless without the key.

guys i think she was trolling. let's just guess here.

it looks really close. although your team had nothing like the farm they did. how did annie farm so little? she has such a good build.

i got a jungle timer on my phone. talk about awesome. now i don't have to count anymore, either! insta-jungle: go. also, garen was reduced, so now bardic and i have to fight over him. HE IS SO FUN. him and amumu or fiddles are troll city in lane. skype is the win. if i'm on skype, i'm likely either playing LoL or looking for someone to play with. OH GOTT MEIN EYES

i didn't notice either.

i won't be home until sunday afternoon, but i will play with you when you are on. IF YOU BUY A MIC.

i forgot about this again. maybe i'll find the files again at some point.

i can see a different version, where [insert hero here] tells blitz to fall back and a trollface karthus on the other team says "go get'm champ".

SURE THING BOSS no shouting is annoying

i desperately don't want to miss this, but i can't justify putting down the money yet until i have a real job =(

there is a strong chance i'll participate in this.

you're never around to play! =((((

yard sale i got gofriller cello, atmosphere, and VSL's old gig-only orchestral set for like 50$ at a garage sale of a friend of mine. craigslist works too. if people are selling this stuff, they're either desperate for money or just want to get something for it.

he's a pretty decent support/tank, too, with that blood boil move and stun. he's not as naturally tanky as other heroes but can makeup for it with utility.

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rammus might not be the fastest jungler but he's definitely good at ganks. i'd put xin and shaco in there before lee sin honestly.

trundle is a riot - he can take tons of damage, get around fast, and has that penis of filth move. also, rammus is overpowered? or easy mode? not sure which.

i'm enjoying ranked games more than non-ranked. people don't leave, your team is mostly try-hards, people buy wards, they usually don't do ridiculous things, they ping for ganks early enough that the jungler can get over there, etc. as a tank who never, ever will carry a team to victory, i appreciate having smart AD and AP carries. it makes the game so much more fun. i've only had one really mean idiot in a ranked game so far, and it wasn't in the loss (which i went 1-6-8 in, really bad time...never tank jungle warwick. blame my team for forcing it on me). i played with a sion who talked crap all game, starting in the first few minutes when he didn't leash properly and i lost it, and subsequently couldn't get blue until almost ten minutes in as fiddles (who is hyper-dependent on mana regen early-game). i didn't play well, for what it's worth - i think i went 2-7-15 or so, mostly as a result of being underleveled and asked to cover turrets from enemies four and five levels higher than me - and annie ate me a few times when she was 12 and i was 7 (which is totally my fault, right? when i have full health under a tower and she can spike me to nothing almost instantly). we got two aces late game solely because of my pulling the team's asses out of the fire, though, and we pushed and got three towers and baron from each, so we won it no problem. sion spent the entire time after the game berating me for being terrible, and to enjoy my shitty life, while everyone from both teams told him to shut up. it was frustrating that we had won and that guy still felt he needed to just complain the whole time. beyond that? ranked has been fun.

i am 4-1 in ranked games. my ELO - which only displays to others obviously - is 1337. A SIGN. edit - i am averaging 1.4-4.5-10.4 per game with four of five games coming as a tank, so i'm doing ok. the three games i played with rammus and udyr i'm averaging 2-3-11 with tons of farm and several awesome taunts/stuns to protect teammates, so i feel good.

i've played DoW II and the expansions. retribution doesn't feel like DoW II that much, but it's definitely fun =)