The wingless

That depends. Are you hip or are you square?

Bitch, I do whatever.

Because I can, you fat fuck!

I swear to you, Overclocked Remix... I will not rest until I have made the world's first and best and ONLY remix of the end credits theme. I SWEAR, THEREBY, I FORESWEAR!

I can't fucking stand the pacing of this UT, and I've played them all since Unreal 1 (yes, I'm a penultimate fanboi). Now the game is so frenetic that you can't formulate strategy, you can't adapt, you can't improvise. All you can do is go heavy on the trigger and bunny hop like a counterstrike sugar-rush. The pace practically eliminates the personality of the weapons, since just about anything will kill you in 5 hits. The decision to ramp up the speed by 200% have been, in my well-informed opinion, disastrous. Also, Midway did work on a kick-ass UI design, which Epic summarily threw out the window at some unknown juncture, and went with the mental-abortion you see when you start the game. Nigga, I'm pissed off a little bit!

I have portal sigs! HORRAY!

I love how the headline makes me seem like such a political lightning rod. Now... if you ask me whether or not the EA acquisition is good in the short or the long term... you will get some wildly different answers from me... ... ... ...ellipses

As part of the EA deal, I'll give you my two cents. You know what bothers me MOST about the deal? That nobody fucking CARES that we're (Pandemic) are even involved in the deal. Nothing crushes morale when you're part of a $800+ million dollar deal (the biggest in industry history) and you are less than a footnote in the great shitstorm of internet reprisal. Regardless, all of you going, oooh woe betide my beloved Mass Effect that isn't even out. What are you upset about? Seriously, what is terrorizing you so much? That EA will somehow befoul it? How? They bought the company(s) because they are doing well by themselves. EA is in it to make money, and this particular regime of EA rule knows that you leave well enough alone, especially when it's generating revenue. The only time they'll step in is when we, the game developer, fail to deliver. In essence, we get more money, more backing, probably the biggest Marketing powerhouse in the industry and alot more press. And for those of you horrified by sequelitis... seriously, why the fuck do you care? Three years in the industry have no made me loathe everyone who ISN'T in the industry. It's a hell of a thing.

Contra. Put it in your mouth. Is Dale going as himself or as his alter ego, PRESS-PASS MAN!!!

Anyone wanna come with me, I'm in the process of buying my ticket. We could hang out with my friend Lindsey, do some blow, and listen to Rygar music. Also, they're premiering new music for Halo3, Bioshock and... um... Conan, for some inexplicable reason.

Being a judge has cost me more opportunities to get laid than any mere STD could ever hope to do!

Thanks to everyone that remembered a man who hasn't remixed in damn near 2... maybe 3 years. Believe me, once I move into my $3000 a month apartment, I'll start remixing again toot-sweet. And yes, I moved from Chicago to Los Angeles and yes, quit Midway games and work for Pandemic Studios now. Also, funny side-story: the guy that made Haloid was hired at Midway. Got to meet him and he, me. We were in AWE OF EACH OTHER, cuz we're so gud n stuff.

What the shit? This site is still up?

I had an article written about me without my knowledge or consent!!! My cock is enraged!

All I know is- Shariq don't like it! . Lock the taskbar Lock the taskbar!

I bought one from my favorite heterochroma artist

Wait... I thought Darkesword was Indian as the day is long?

I find that theory pretty hard to believe. I think it's more likely she's just a very, very busy little European. edit: listened to the samples. She sounds FUCKING sublime.

Why didn't Destiny announce this herself? Not that we don't adore our little DSHU, but I'm just curious. ...Also, I'll buy it when I get home. Her voice r good.

I had to hear it from Dshu...

So I order that shit last night, and CD baby happily takes my money. Then the motherfucker emails me THIS MORNING telling me that shit is OUT OF STOCK!!! MOTHERFUCKING NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!

GOD-VISHNU-DAMMIT! Who started this insane rumor that I want Jill wrapped around me like an inflatable inner tube?!?! Decorum people, DECORUM!!!!!

I bought it. This CD better fucking give me head!

In the words of the indefatigable "All is fair in love and S" MON-STAHHHS wear you out Cuz the cock's what they love THEEE MOST!

His UI design was actually startlingly impressive. I will have to absorb his powers... with my mouth.