E3 2010: Microsoft

[prophetik music]

money's a good point. kinect costs 150$ plus games, for up to four people. the move costs 50$ a person, plus the eye, plus the glasses since everything's going to be 3D. that's WAY more money right there.

[ambinate]

if i can fart at my screen in fable 3 and have the bowerstone people react accordingly, i will be a firm believer in the power of kinect

[Sir_Snooze]

if i can fart at my screen in fable 3 and have the bowerstone people react accordingly, i will be a firm believer in the power of kinect

Now, now - that's not eco-friendly at all! Or...you know...friend...friendly. Maybe Xbox Live exists for a reason...'cause I ain't playing with Tootles McGassypants. I'm not so excited for eructation compatibility.

[prophetik music]

if i can fart at my screen in fable 3 and have the bowerstone people react accordingly, i will be a firm believer in the power of kinect

seconded. asdfasdf

[Brandon Strader]

Well, I know people have a LOT of struggle adjusting to new names, but if you seriously ask for Natal at a store, you're most-likely going to be taken to the baby department. Any self-respecting Walmart electronics guy is going to be like "Hahah, get over to the baby food isle, you dopey nerd." Hahaha. I mean, that's what I would do.. if I worked there..

[Mirby]

I thought it was pronounced "Nuh-tawl" not "Nay-tull"... the pronunciation helps. One gets you the peripheral, the other diapers.

[The Coop]

I thought it was pronounced "Nuh-tawl" not "Nay-tull"... the pronunciation helps. One gets you the peripheral, the other diapers.

Nah-Tahl ?

[eternal Zero]

Nah-Tahl ?

This is how the industry has referred to it.

[Brandon Strader]

Luckily, it is now known as KINECT.

[EC2151]

This sums up the hilariously sad conference:

The only thing more pitifully funny was the incredibly awkward "no applause"/"TEN MILLION TROOPS" Konami conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtKMqdMWNec

These are great for a laugh.

[The Coop]

The only thing more pitifully funny was the incredibly awkward "no applause"/"TEN MILLION TROOPS" Konami conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtKMqdMWNec

"If you just uh, continue to press the the same button like a X, X, X, and Y, Y, Y, and X, X, and Y, Y, Y again, you'll be sucked."

I have to get this game.

[Rambo]

The only thing more pitifully funny was the incredibly awkward "no applause"/"TEN MILLION TROOPS" Konami conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtKMqdMWNec

These are great for a laugh.

This was literally unpleasant to watch. Painful.

Poor guy

[ambinate]

jesus this is so uncomfortable, i can't stop watching

[prophetik music]

jesus this is so uncomfortable, i can't stop watching

that's what she said.

[ambinate]

you'll be sucked!

[Sammy D]

Here is the series of events that would have sold Kinect to me immediately.

Kojima walks out on stage with a controller. He demos MGS:Rising with a controller by cutting up a few practice bodies. He then says, "and if you want to stab" (and the moment he says stab, he jabs his hand forward and Raiden sticks his sword into one of the bodies. Kojima then starts waving his hand around coyly wondering what's happening as the sword follows his arm motions with a body stuck on it.

They missed this opportunity.

[ocre]

The only thing more pitifully funny was the incredibly awkward "no applause"/"TEN MILLION TROOPS" Konami conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtKMqdMWNec

Haha. Awkwardness you can slice with a knife.

[The Coop]

Haha. Awkwardness you can slice with a knife.

So can not having someone proof read your script.