The Derrit Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 this is what i imagine some of you doing Quote
Liontamer ⚖️ Posted October 31, 2011 Author Posted October 31, 2011 I wonder how many of you are going to keep eating McRibs after reading that. If you're going to eat fast food, at least eat something with some actual meat content in it. Chemically reconstituted stomach protein is not food. We. Don't. Care. Because. It. Tastes. AMAZING. QUOTED FOR TRUTH! McRIB! Quote
Level 99 Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Makes you feel sorry for all the religions not allowed by their God to eat anything from a pig. Can't touch this Quote
Xarnax42 Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 That reminds me: I've always assumed the McRib has the same ingredients as a hot dog. I've tried it a couple times. Meh. Although, now that I know it's an actual pork product, I may try again. Quote
Gollgagh Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 y'all's picky mo'fukkas n.b.: I have never eaten a McRib Quote
Brandon Strader Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 I would put a McRib on a McRib to make a Bigmac style McRib. I would call it the Big Rib Then I would sing Convoy Quote
The Author Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Al;l the way to the ER to get your stomach pumped. Quote
Mirby Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Al;l the way to the ER to get your stomach pumped. Yes, to get stomach pumped out of your stomach. Thanks to the McRib, we now have stomachception. Quote
StreetFlare Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 n.b.: I have never eaten a McRib I live in a country where the McRib isn't made, and the biggest burger you can get your hands on at McDonalds is a McFeast, and that's only got a limited run. What's your excuse? XD Quote
StreetFlare Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 Thanks to the McRib, we now have stomachception. Actually, no. The Scottish invented that with Haggis, and the English eat Black Pudding, which is a mixture of things in one. The McRib didn't invent stomachception. It's been there for centuries. Quote
Mirby Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 Actually, no. The Scottish invented that with Haggis, and the English eat Black Pudding, which is a mixture of things in one. The McRib didn't invent stomachception. It's been there for centuries. My bad. Let's cover a McRib in Black Pudding and put that inside Haggis. Do we need to go deeper than that? Quote
StreetFlare Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 Yes, to get stomach pumped out of your stomach.Thanks to the McRib, we now have stomachception. My bad.Let's cover a McRib in Black Pudding and put that inside Haggis. Do we need to go deeper than that? No, we don't. If anyone could swallow that without dying, they probably will be up with Chuck Norris as an internet god. Quote
StreetFlare Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 yeah you put it in a turducken The mutant turducken from Red vs Blue? Quote
The Author Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 How about an elecamelsheep? Could probably stuff a turducken in there as well... elecamelsheturduckenmouse. Quote
StreetFlare Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 elecamelsheturduckenmouse. And now stuff it all into a 747, and volia! A mutant turducken! Quote
Brandon Strader Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 Larry ban them all they aren't talking about the McRib Quote
The Derrit Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 Larry ban them all they aren't talking about the McRib MINIMODDER BAN HIM its a slippery slope Quote
Brandon Strader Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 MINIMODDER BAN HIM its a slippery slope Micro-minimodder ban him But on a serious note, it's fine for people to not like the McRib, and keep that hate in their heart and not share it. I don't come to YOUR threads and tell you what you like or are doing is stupid. So why would people come here and be like "dur it's pig guts ground up it ain't even food" well way to condescend, good for you and congratulations on being able to eat caviar for every meal, Mr. Bigshot. I'd eat a McRib even if I was rich. Quote
The Author Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 You really want us to check your post history Brandon? Quote
Liontamer ⚖️ Posted November 1, 2011 Author Posted November 1, 2011 But on a serious note, it's fine for people to not like the McRib, and keep that hate in their heart and not share it. I don't come to YOUR threads and tell you what you like or are doing is stupid. So why would people come here and be like "dur it's pig guts ground up it ain't even food" well way to condescend, good for you and congratulations on being able to eat caviar for every meal, Mr. Bigshot. I'd eat a McRib even if I was rich. I don't know. If someone's has a pro-social conservative thread, I'd like to reserve the right to come into their thread and call them a dumbass too. So I don't co-sign on this. Quote
The Author Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 Lets make a thread devoted to the merits of slapping Brandon in the nuts. If he disagrees, he has no say in it, right? Quote
The Derrit Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 half the reason this thread originally existed is because people like me were like "fuck the mcribbbbbbbb" and then everyone else was like NAY. the mcrib is wonderful. its fun and funny not super srsness this is the internet people Quote
Mirby Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 This may be the internet, but I believe there's something to be said for freedom of speech. And Author, I second that motion. no pun intended Quote
Brandon Strader Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 Lets make a thread devoted to the merits of slapping Brandon in the nuts. If he disagrees, he has no say in it, right? This may be the internet, but I believe there's something to be said for freedom of speech.And Author, I second that motion. no pun intended and don't touch my nuts without my permission, that is rape > No means no, and please stop means please stop Quote
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