The Phalanx

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YOUR BRAGGART ATTITUDE WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL! FEAR THE MIGHT OF MY GLORIOUS BURNING AURA!

Now HERE was a true comedian, who lacked the fear of saying what he wanted to and didn't bother with political correctness or general opinion. Few would be in the business if he hadn't stepped forward and flipped the bird. God damn man, you'll be missed.

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! I HAVE FINISHED AND SUBMITTED MY ENTRY FOR THE CONTEST! PREPARE TO FACE THE MIGHT OF MY HEROIC SURGE!

A MAN DOES NOT USE AIM, HE SHOUTS HIS WORDS TOWARDS THE SKY! I DO, IN FACT, DO THIS 'THING' YOU CALL RP WITH HER.

IF IT IS MY BURNING POWER YOU WISH TO VIEW, THEN I SHALL DELIVER. monkeytoho.deviantart.com

I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE SO LONG AS YOU BELIEVE IT IN YOUR HEART! DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! BELIEVE IN ME, WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!

I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ITSELF TO ONCE AGAIN CHALLENGE THE OCR ART COMMUNITY. WITH THIS PENCIL I WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM?!

DID SOMEONE SAY CASTLEVANIA FANART? BECAUSE I THINK SOME MOTHERFUCKERS WANT ME TO COME BACK. DON'T MAKE ME, PEOPLE.

UH OH INTERNET TOUGH GUY IN THE HOUSE. Did you only ever play Marvel vs Capcom or something? You didn't even mention Third Strike, which by and far was their finest SF game to date. That you think Namco, known for terrible imbalances in their games, is better than Capcom invalidates most of your argument. They have far, faaaar more experience with fighting games, having released many titles over the past 20 years for a variety of series. Namco has what, two? And they even fuck them up? Please.

Superior.

THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE

I heard about this the other day. Friggin' heartbreaking to hear, lemme tell you... I'm tempted to lead a horde of skandinavian LARPers for a cure. Anyone wanna come with?

Directed by Uew Boll.

fix'd. Also: I'm getting the books lent to me via a friend today, and I'm going to endeavor to enjoy these books. However, if it really IS as anti-christian as some make it out to be, then I dunno. I'm not a big fan of getting a message slammed into my face at every page; thats just ham-fisted nonsense, y'know? Plus, I need SOMETHING to read until George R.R. Martin stops watching football and finishes his next goddamn book already.

Am I the only person looking forward to the movie, here?

I DID give it a chance, even going so far as beating it with both characters. That damnable camera (or lack thereof) and faulty lock-on function made getting through it rather infuriating. The other CV game for the 64 might be better; I gotta track down a copy. I hope IGA does another DS game. Portrait of Ruin was great, even if the art style took a bit of a nose dive. I hope for a better multiplayer function next time around, though--like a co-op mode through the castle proper instead of a boss rush mode rehashed.

Protip: Fear the Schmoo. Also, another 2-D Metroid would be love, but it seems that Nintendo prefers to push the first person angle. Which I'm feeling a bit...I dunno, wary about. The Prime games for the 'Cube were excellent, but Prime Hunters left a sour taste in my mouth. At the very LEAST, they could continue on after Fusion. On a CV-related note, I grabbed Castlevania 64 the other day out of morbid curiosity and a drive to collect a copy of every Castlevania game. Jesus CHRIST that game is horrible.

WITH THIS DRILL I WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! This series is made of pure, liquid GAR. I love it.

Well, I know what I'll have playing at mine.

They DID release it on the PS1, y'know. Same game, but with a new game+ added to it and slower combat loading times. Oh god the loading time...

WELCOME TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY. Anyway. Two months would probably be good, so long as the thread is bumped on a regular basis. It'd only leave 6 contests a year, but these could be 6 EPIC contests. We can at least try it out.

Earthbound is the 16-bit version of Deus Ex. Every time its mentioned, someone starts playing it again. ...wait. Shit, I just damned about a dozen people, didn't I?

Can we combine games from Konami as part of one picture? Reason I ask is, because I remember seeing some pictures a couple of years back with the best two Konami-game combination: Contra and Castlevania. The idea was made of exploration and SHOOTAN GAEM, and I've been in love with the concept since.