Actually Brushfire, you are quite a character to the other two, you're right, you're definitely not professional, at least, you couldn't do sports commentary, however, you are quite a personality, and that helps you out towards this front...
Oh, and shouldn't you be blaming the compliments? I have no idea what cursing with good looks is supposed to mean...
Anyways, good luck on a speedy recovery! I know how bad oral surgery is, what did you have worked on?