Okay, I just had a hilarious experience that I wanted to share.
I was looking for a nooby Badwater server to blow off some steam on and finally settled on one that didn't look too retarded from the tags I saw in the server listing.
My first clue that this was in fact a retarded server was the fact that I apparently missed the fastrespawn tag. Engineers should not respawn fast enough to knock off your sappers after you pull a stab and sap. Strike one.
Anyway, I managed to dominate three people and topped my team on the scoreboard, if only because everyone above me had left. Easiest backstabs ever. Got 11 in one life before I died taking a stupid risk.
My second clue that it was retarded was when I saw several of our players (RED) congregating at the shortcut door that closes after BLU takes the second point. It turns out they were bots that didn't realize the door was closed. Strike two.
Then there was this one guy who was doing all sorts of crazy shit. I mean, speedhacking, apparently wallhacking if his ability to pinpoint me at a moment's notice was any indication, etc. He dominated me, then I got revenge with an Ambassador headshot. Then we traded kills, him automagically finding me, me fighting back with mixed success. Managed to backstab him once when he was distracted. (Would have loved to see his face at that moment.)
My third and final clue that the server was retarded was when I realized that not only was no one questioning this 1337 Huntsman Sniper with infinite Jarates that ran around like a Scout on crack, but the server was advertising premium slots. Strike three.
Uh oh.
So I checked the website for the server in question and found this little gem of a list detailing all the benefits you can get from a premium account, replicated for your viewing...hmm, not pleasure, that's for sure. Let's go with schadenfreude.
FYI, all of these benefits can apparently be toggled on and off at the user's whim.
No, I'm not really sure why I decided to share this. I guess just the fact that I've never been on a server that offered premium accounts before. That anyone could find the above to be reasonable just boggles the mind.
So OCR, you officially have my thanks for keeping the server vanilla.
EDIT: I didn't realize how big that wall of text was. Oops?