Geoffrey Taucer

I refuse to write Any goddamn poetry So you can suck it (also I hope my comp is fixed in time for the listening party)

Agreed absolutely. It's an excellent idea to keep something available around the house and just do a bit here and a bit there whenever you have a second. It may not be as efficient as a dedicated workout, but if you're having trouble motivating yourself, it works wonders. Say, install a pull-up bar and do a few pull-ups every time you walk through that doorway. Do a few push-ups while you're waiting for water to boil. Feels like nothing, doesn't require any substantial change to your daily routine, but it gets you started and gets you regularly exercising. This won't do much if you're already in good shape and are looking to BUILD MASSIVE MUSKLES OMG but if you're just starting and looking for something that isn't going to be a hassle, this is a great way to do it.

Sadly, I didn't bring my camera; I would have if I'd known she'd be at this meet.

.... And I ran into her at a meet last night. The routine was AWESOME, and the audience definitely dug the music.

So I've been working on a couple of videos of some of my favorite no-equipment-required exercises. My computer is currently kaput, but once I get it fixed I'll hopefully be able to post those videos fairly soon.

I gotta say, if we DO find him, this will make the DCT search and rescue look like child's play

Why? I mean, we don't know anything and we probably aren't going to get anywhere with this thread as far as actually finding him -- so why not have some fun with batshit insane conspiracy theories?

I suspect you're right, but I'm curious as to how you can be so certain. You make it sound like you have some info the rest of us don't.

Concurred. Gray, you are without a doubt among the most beloved members (or former members) of this community.

You know, this is exactly the status that the mineshaft theme from DKC2 held for the longest time. I've wanted to remix that tune since before I knew what remixing was. And now I've finally done it, and it should be showing up on the front page in the very near future. Next on the list is the entire soundtrack from Trolls.

Got it. Computer is currently broken, but I should be able to get it fixed and get back into gear this weekend.

Here are, I believe, the two most likely possibilities: 1) he's dead. 2) he doesn't want to be found Occam's Razor makes short work of any other explanation I can think of. It is possible that he may still be here under some other name. If so, odds are pretty high he's reading this thread. If this were the case, he would identify himself unless he specifically wanted to remain unknown. For this reason, I hope that if anybody DOES find anything out about him, they'll take it directly to Dave rather than posting it publicly. If he is still out there and does not wish to be discovered, he no doubt has is reasons, and we should respect that. That said, I think the only way we could really find him would be to start with information (such as IP addresses) that only Dave currently has access to. Do we still have records showing where Gray posted from? If so, that would be the place to start.

Haven't received it. GeoffreyTaucer at gmail

Either or both would be awesome.

Ok, I might jump in on this. Don't expect much from me, though; I've only beaten the game once before -- though I did get a 102% clear.

Awesome, thanks for sharing!

Does it have to be a 102% speedrun?

"Like my right hand on a sunday night" That's right up there with "never stick your dick in a pudding"

Any objections if I pull in a collaborator?

So what's the first due date on this?

No, at remix 2012. DUH!

Well, if you're fine with either, let's go with BG&E. I just hope I can pull off what I have in mind for Jade's theme -- it's well outside the realm of anything I've done before.

Thanks. As I said, I'd be happy to take Tetris Attack or Yoshi's Island as well (though my preference is for BG&E)

Wait, did Kaijin actually agree to do the DomZ? I didn't hear anything about this.

Congrats, DA!