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sorrow RIP ronnie

EPIC. thank heavens for the oneups

A's and Mets, so far, have best home records in baseball... they're just bleh on the road is all lol go A's!!!!

!!!!! in front of his grandma who raised him after his mom died... at home on mother's day... and against the best team in baseball, no less! way to make athletics nation proud, dallas! dude, that's actually kinda surprising....

they sure did add it! also, yeah, mets were gettin it on at the end of april... may hasn't been so kind to them but give the giants the business and you're right back at the top. my a's are playing as well as your mets are right now... hopefully we can get our injured guys back and stretch things out a bit in the al west. this has been a fun season so far. all sorts of crazy shit goin on and is this heyward kid for real? wow... if it weren't for the fact that he's on the braves, i'd be ordering a fathead of him right now

rap is evil and SUX

i knew i'd find somethin from you today concerning the game but this isn't what i expected lol although, you've got a point; they squeaked out the win (reyes really did go 0-for-7 with the GW sac hahaha) despite some pretty whacky play. if it isn't manuel that's gotta go then it's shitface minaya ------- and not that anyone really cares but GO A'S!!! 9-4 and still rollin!

dr. horrible

i'm down with whedon

i hate to be the only one satisfied with their team's start but the A's have looked absolutely fucking stellar smacking our division mates around the way we have. dominant pitching, surprising bats (not just winning games, smashing 15 hits a game with it) and running a quick 6-2 start to the AL west WUT WUT GO A's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i only saw highlights (if you could call them that). in other news, jose reyes is back and has his skipper as his personal escort so he doesn't get hurt anymore.

yeah, i saw what they've been up to lately... i'm sorry. maybe return of reyes helps?? a series with the nats should help a little, no?

count me in fasho

well then it's rather peculiar that you'd be hanging around here, don't you think?

this happens after prolonged exposure to the brewers

man, is heyward the real deal or what. that was pretty impressive.

i'm sure you'd think so also, the new balk rule: when not standing on the mound, a pitcher who goes to his mouth must wipe off his hand before rubbing down the ball. before the rule used to be only when the pitcher was on the mound but now it encompasses a pitcher's actions at all times

hahaha i should have known you were also a diehard mets fan, my dear excellent, let's get this party started! this is easily my favorite time of the year and baseball is easily my favorite game in the world great seeing yanks lose on the first day of things (and to the red sox, of course) but let's be realistic; barring any significant injuries and/or slumps, they're winning the east (the red sox are good but i'm not sure they're good enough). anyway, go A's!

i knew this day would come

absolutely BOSS

they're available on the remix details page under the lyrics tab but here you go, anyway : danny B: One more time, I find myself Up to my neck, buried in silt. Too many times, the world requests that I relieve them all from distress. Doesn't anybody see my corporeal state? I've got no reason, to save anybody but me Once again. Here I am. I don't give a damn. My strength's all I am. And now that hell is at its worst, I've got no choice left but leaving your dead corpse. No kind of weapon, no kind of plea, not even substance abuse can bother me. Suppose that I did it, imagine my feat. Victory reached, but still evil replete. And I would be anything but discrete - My invertebrate retreat. zyko: My invertebrate retreat repeats until it's murderous. My raptastic, elastic journey into wordiness is ferverous, but I can't bear to say a word of this or my surliness will be hurtin' a lack of finesse. I confess, I've been susceptible to duress. I contest, I have long bested the fuckin' rest, but I'm still chest-deep in a test, and in that sense, I've willed myself into cardiac arrest. The fate that's been given me - I abhor. The faith that's long lost now grows in your very core. So consider me a forlorn form of apocalypse, and in defense I'll bury every single metropolis. With anonymous heroics, the world's no longer operant. Bitch, there ain't no stoppin' this like I'm a form of Optimus Prime, it's time I lit the bomb and started droppin' this. Crash course in taxonomics on your false promises. danny B: And now I'm gone and forgotten, Everything inside me pushes me to realize. I never was anything but a slave to circumstance and bad fortune, It's time to decide. Return to forbearance? A cycle complete. Your invertebrate retreat. =============== now about that cookie...

yeah, man, i don't know... it's popped up a couple of times in the thread all i have to say is

your face on the asphalt and people, why is the run, run, run, funny? because there really isn't much comedic element to that song at all unless you're mocking it.

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