Shadow Wolf Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 So Cho Aniki on VC this week. I think I'll pass on that one. ITT let's alternate between talking about how fricking crazy Cho Aniki is and bitching because Nintendo can't seem to release anything decent for VC. If you're gonna import some obscure shit, how about a translation of Bahamut Lagoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Clocktower on the SNES translated with no censorship plz kthx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imagist Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Nintendo can't seem to release anything decent for VC. Super Mario RPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropicdecay Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Earthbound and Mother plz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Wolf Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 Super Mario RPG I know. Since the universe revolves around me, I don't count games I've had on my shelf in physical cartridge format for 13 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleck Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Earthbound and Mother plz. Earthbound and Mother plz. Earthbound and Mother plz. Earthbound and Mother plz. Earthbound and Mother plz. cannot be quoted enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCvgluvr Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Until SMRPG came along, VC has been getting crap for weeks. The last think I ordered was the new Dr. Mario, and that was rather sub-par to me...But MM2's coming, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-n-j-i-n Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Cho Aniki is actually not bad. Pretty decent shooter with a lot of references to sperm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Wolf Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 Cho Aniki is actually a lot of references to sperm. Fixed. And therein lies the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BardicKnowledge Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 how about a translation of Bahamut Lagoon? ^this. Also, Seiken Densetsu 3. If either of them would come out, I'd be happy to throw money Nintendo's way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Fixed. And therein lies the problem. To further elaborate on the problem The popularity of the Cho Aniki games has endured since the series' debut. Depending on which specific title one looks at, highlights include in-game music, innovative control schemes or sheer kitsch value. In Japan, these games are examples of baka-ge, a type of kuso-ge. "Baka-ge" literally means "idiot game" while "kuso-ge" literally means "shitty game" or "shit game". Baka-ge's appeal lies in its campness. Indisputably, the game's aesthetic sense — semi-nude men in suggestive homoerotic poses — is a unique one, certainly a quality that has given the series a cult popularity among Western gamers. Though the graphics are more risqué than pornographic, the series references homosexuality and gay sex more directly and more often than perhaps any other video game series in history. There... It's one thing if it was done for a particular reason, easily done in say rpgs... But in Cho Aniki series case, they just slap the dick at you while trying to drench you bukkake style... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Wolf Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 Yeah, an official translation of SD3 would rock my gaming world. The rest of my world would pretty much hold still. But my gaming world? The Richter scale would not BEGIN to describe the awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Shadow Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 seriously they put this bullshit out when im sure maybe five or six people total will download it and they have yet to bother with anything earthbound related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devyn Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 cannot be quoted enough Emulator. Ebay. Your friend who has the game. X- bawx hack. Import. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 seriously they put this bullshit out when im sure maybe five or six people total will download it Clueless people will download it to fill in the gap from the more... "wiser: buyers avoiding it... Then again there are those, such as myself, who always seem to get a good laugh from "cult classics" like the Leprechaun movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strike911 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I'm waiting for a 12 year old to come in with a single word post exclaiming "ghey." In Japan, these games are examples of baka-ge, a type of kuso-ge. "Baka-ge" literally means "idiot game" while "kuso-ge" literally means "shitty game" or "shit game". so this is the Japanese equivalent of a Uwe Boll film except in game form? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinewav Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 ghey 10char Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Author Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Everyone complaining about Cho Aniki secretly wants to buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinewav Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Well at least it's not the PS or Saturn version that uses digital photography instead of artwork. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cho-aniki-psx-5c.jpg I seriously wish I had never read that wiki article... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Everyone complaining about Cho Aniki secretly wants to buy it. It's actually more to do with the fact that after SMRPG was released for the VC, it decided to chose a game that not only is obscure (usually not a bad thing except for this time), but one that basically flogs a dildo at you with watery lotion ready to squirt at you. It's a rollercoaster ride where at a certain peak it took a dive and decided to cause its passengers to splash into a heavily neglected septic tank which as of now said passengers are still wallowing in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinewav Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 It's actually more to do with the fact that after SMRPG was released for the VC, it decided to chose a game that not only is obscure (usually not a bad thing except for this time), but one that basically flogs a dildo at you with watery lotion ready to squirt at you.It's a rollercoaster ride where at a certain peak it took a dive and decided to cause its passengers to splash into a heavily neglected septic tank which as of now said passengers are still wallowing in it. M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Wolf Posted September 12, 2008 Author Share Posted September 12, 2008 ROFL I feel internet special. Someone quoted me in their sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER LOL If you thought that was funny, I'll consider pming you this manga series I've been reading. Not a "holy shit LOLZ" but a good lulz throughout the series. Also thank Yahtzee for the bit of inspiration on my earlier post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starla Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cho-aniki-psx-5c.jpg What the hell?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Author Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 What the hell?! It's a japanese man, pleasuring himself in the rear half of the technodrome while a bald man's statue is launched over a background of Greek inspired masculine statues. Not uncommon at all, happens all the time at my neighbours' place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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