melody Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wscZhvj_lH4 gets progressively more genius as you watch some of their tenets: - jazz is music based on fear - jazz is a series of wrong notes - jazz saxophonists are the worst Quote
DarkeSword Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 "Miles...Miles Davis, he kept puttin' this thing on the end of his horn to make it sound less like a trumpet. What's wrong with him?!" ROFL Quote
The Damned Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 These are three of the dumbest M***** F******. I didn't know that loud music F***** up your brain. But everyday a fool or two (or in this case--three) are revealed.Rodney Whitaker rodneywhitaker7 8 months ago Such great comments... Quote
Moseph Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Spinal Tap: Trollin' before the trolls were born. Quote
Dissidia Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 My view on jazz has changed. Now I know how to create jazz. Quote
Damashii!! Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Hans Groiner. He helped me understand jazz. somewhat. Quote
Cyril the Wolf Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Its all wrong notes. Obviously. Its true, being a saxophonist, I must own up to the jazz conspiracy. *sigh* Quote
melody Posted January 4, 2011 Author Posted January 4, 2011 well this gifted man has jazz all figured out Quote
Nase Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 spinal tap are so awesomely consistant and consistantly awesome. they give me that warm and fuzzy feeling. unlike jazz. Quote
lazygecko Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 They forgot to mention jazz's relation to that creepy voodoo shit too. Quote
Nase Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 then again, jazz musicians (the good ones anyway) do more drugs than the average rock band, and that's pretty manly isn't it? Quote
Cyril the Wolf Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 then again, jazz musicians (the good ones anyway) do more drugs than the average rock band, and that's pretty manly isn't it? Maybe, but they still fear. They play so quietly. And they have to be in bigass groups when they play loudly. Seriously, one sax guy can only play at one volume, but when you get 6 or 7 they finally start playing loud. Quote
Nase Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 true. they probably are afraid of electrifying their funny instruments. frankly, if they don't want to go with more loudness when it is clearly available in abundance, they might as well go back to their favorite century, whatever that is. Quote
PROTO·DOME Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 - jazz is music based on fear And you better fucking listen or else. Quote
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