Inspired by one that happened not 20 minutes ago:
HIM: "Hey JS, came across you by accident in my quest to find a musician that would be up for trying hypnosis to create something from his subconscious where the potential for creativity is limitless (think how crazy dreams are...that's the part of the brain that becomes hyperactive during hypnosis)...have been working with some MMA fighters with it recently but have always wanted to work on a project like that. Hit me back if you'd be up for talking more about it. Everything I saw in your profile, it would be very exciting to get to work with you on this."
ME: Hey ****** - I didn't see your message until now - it was in my "Other" folder.
Well, I'm always interested to try new things in a musical context but I don't really understand what it is you're asking me to join up on. Without trying to toot my own horn, I'm already quite in touch with my creativity - that's not really something I need to be hypnotized to tap. I also don't know how you would hypnotize me over the internet.
Having said that, feel free to write me back the details of whatever this is and we'll see what we can work out.
HIM: Hey! no worries...I'm back and forth from Ontario to Maryville so am in the area actually. I understand about being tapped into your creative side...that's actually the whole point of the exercise. Your subconscious mind is a whole different territory and there could be some interesting or surprising results when you can shut down the clutter in the conscious mind. Hoping you'd still give it a shot and we could set something up.
ME: Even if my body could do something like that (for various, medically-recognized reasons, I can't really be hypnotized), I still run into the problem of allowing someone I don't know, from another country, to meet me somewhere in my town and render me unconscious as an "experiment" for an unnamed "project" and without any ties or links to anything.
Certainly you might see why I would be apprehensive about that.
If it's music you're looking for, we can still discuss something, but I don't allow anyone access to my unconscious mind and body like that.
(Full Disclosure: I don't really know anything about hypnosis other than you are not in full control of yourself)
HIM: No problem...you're not understanding hypnosis but thank you anyway, I would not be comfortable working with you as well. *BLOCKED FROM FACEBOOK*
Yeah, because I was the one being creepy there...
Anyway, whats your strangest music request?