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EMP weapons. Seriously, you send a shock through the planet's systems, and you mess up everything.

Sporks are better. No matter what the topic is, sporks are ALWAYS better.

Well, isn't that a nice thing to say about me... Oh well, I assume that blatantly fake spoilers are exempt from your rather one-sided rule.

Zombie Dumbledore kills RobotSnape while Ultra Harry is fighting a gigantic moon about to crash on earth. I may have merged the wrong zip files...

I'm expecting a F.L.U.D.D. item.

Bumblebimus Prime.

Yes they should. If they use it. People should simply not use it.

With the OP's track record, this is gonna end badly.

After playing Ninja Gaiden (the original one) again, I have to say that the bosses in this game (except the first two) have high factors of pissingmeoffedness. However, the one enemy I cannot stand is the eagle. It takes 3 bars of life on contact (as opposed to a pretty small 1 bar taken by a ROCKET LAUNCHER). It moves fast. It has the second smallest surface of the game (the smallest being the slightly less annoying bats) And since the game is buggy, they can spawn sporadicly for no reason after you killed them. (Apparently, they are generated as you step on a specific tile column and if you do not move from the trigger, the game assumes that since you killed the eagle, it never was generated.) So yeah, if you are afraid of ninjas, invest in eagles. They will defend your base better than twin hopping statues that spit out brain looking balls of gas. (In fact, I am convinced that 15 eagles would be harder to beat than the last boss of the game.)

... Eve cards... seriously?

Fixed I am sorry, but somehow I see your relation to math to be similar to that fake educational video from the Simpsons' relating to zinc. I can totally picture you in your bed having a nightmare and yelling: "Math, come back math... I NEED YOU!"

Nope. I do however have a Nice Mii.

Oh My God... I think Sony just committed corporate suicide.

I love reading old articles: http://www.gamespot.com/news/6155912.html

And join the OCR corp. The more it grows, the better it gets.

You have another circle somewhere, one in which I fit. I have great ideas, I can hear them in my mind. I don't know how to write music so they stay in there forever. I can't write, I can't perform, all I have is my imagination.

We need a parallel forum where we dump all these people, like an alternate forum where they end up when they are "banned". Some place regulars could read and laugh at.

http://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread.php?p=123215 ... How do idiots get enough money to purchase a PS3 anyway?

How can someone so idiotic learn to use the internet? I mean... really, he probably has a state appointed person helping him post here. His "stupid posts" might just be him "expressing" himself. Hey, state employee guy: If a person's brain is mostly water, keep them off my internet.

http://www.bandwidththeater.com/morethan.html You can thank me later.

It's the car's grill...

I fear that levels may become too animated and random and the tourny players will complain.

Pit may transform in a warrior wearing all the items of Palutea.

DS Powerglove.

Okay, one thing to keep in mind: This is not a transformer movie from the perspective of transformers. It's the human side of the transformer wars, a side that was rather downplayed in the series.