The Mutericator

Yeah, because it was supposed to be out already. It almost looks like Brawl, Corruption, and Galaxy are all going to hit this holiday season. As much as I like the idea of waiting until you're completely done with a game to release it, I think Nintendo needs to try and get they're act together about release dates. Spend a little more money, hire a little more staff where the process is slow, and try a little harder to get the game done faster. Because by now I think pretty much everyone online just counts on the real release date as one-two years after it's supposed to be released (Brawl was supposed to be launch, but was moved back very quickly, Corruption was supposed to be launch, but was moved back to March and then dodged from there on, Twilight Princess was supposed to come out fall 2004 and took two extra years... you get the idea).

Dammit, you beat me to it! And I was kidding when I called Suzu a shtyjdgfgt without the jdg. I'm relatively certain he knew I was joking.

Don't feel bad, Lyrai, that's how I figured it out back when they did EARemix a couple of years ago (was it 2005 or 2004?).

Mario, Link, Pikachu, Kirby, Samus, Fox, Snake, Wario, Pit, MetaKnight.

I guess now is as good a time as any to say it. Suzumebachi, I've always hated you. Always. You're an asshat shtyjdgfgt without the jdg part. Which makes you a shtyfgt. GTFO already.

Oh ROFL, I know the guy who made that sprite sheet from a completely unrelated forum.

SE once again shows it knows how to properly hype sequels... though, I probably won't be getting KHIII if it's on the PS3.

Tetris Attack DS was announced a while ago.

Way to ruin the party, asshole.

Speaking of underdogs...

But it's so much fun!

Yeah, Tingle.

It's called flamebait. Let it go.

So can we all come to the conclusion we came to with Shadow the Hedgehog when the net first heard about it? "Could be good, could be bad, wait and see before we thrash it"?

Solid Snake.

Now where'd I put that dead horse macro... Protip: if they can make Game and Watch, Ice Climbers, and Pichu worthwhile characters, they can make anyone a worthwhile character. Saying that a certain character would suck simply based on who the character is makes no sense, because we have evidence that Sakurai can turn ANY character into a worthwhile one.

Heh, despite the dozen or more different anime's I've seen, I can't help out here at all. I'm the kind of person who watches anime for the sole purpse of laughing or going "fuck yeah!" when something badass happens. (Read: Tenchi (all of it), Rune Soldier, Tales of Phantasia, Chobits, Read or Die, Ouran High School Host Club.) If that's what you're after, just ask. But this serious stuff... sorry, can't help.

Pit fandom has been around for long before Melee - in fact, I'm relatively certain he was rumored to be in it, a la Sonic. Nintendo has known about Pit's fanclub, too, so they probably would have taken note of it.

For Ganny-poo, I was trying to stick to things we've seen him do in the games, which... doesn't give me much to work with. For Zelda, I definitely want to see her using her bow and light arrows.

Ha! It blows Kirby's Dreamland out of the water. Nightmare in Dreamland is actually a remake of the NES game Kirby's Adventure, updated with new graphics and some updates on old powers. Also, stage 7-6 is a highly condensed version of Kirby's Dreamland, including the black-and-white visuals. xD

Yeah, let's see Zelda teleport in in that crystal, I definitely like the Clown Copter idea for Bowser, but Ganondorf... maybe an explosion? Ganondorf... I can't think of one for him, I'm gonna have to stick to your idea of riding his horse from the distance, then maybe pulling that light sword from his stomach. Falcon definitely needs to drive in.

Evidently no one else noticed that he was asking for games that were easy to pick up and play for short periods... Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland is probably the epitome of pick-up-and-play. Short levels, pretty easy to beat, but with some well-hidden secrets and lots of rewards for those secrets (half-life mode, where you only have three hits, and Meta Knightmare, where you play as Metaknight, with three health, on a time trial through the WHOLE GAME). Any of the Super Mario Advance series are worth it, especially Yoshi's Island - moderately difficult to beat, but with lots of secrets if you can get high scores consistantly. Metroid: Zero Mission is good. It takes everything that sucked about the first one (no map, no direction, no... anything) and fixes it. It even takes Fusion's tendency to tell you what to do next and incorporates it in, too. Metroid Fusion is one of the more controversial Metroids. I have to give it credit for getting me into the franchise, to be honest (Metroid is now my favorite game series, period), but it deviates from all other Metroids in that it outright tells you what you need to do (roughly). For instance, at one point you have to go find this creature that's destroyed a huge section of one of the habitation areas, and the computer (which you report to, and which gives you your instructions) tells you to go to a certain room that biosigns are coming from - however, the creature has destroyed various doors and areas that were perfectly fine last time you went through, so you have to figure out where to go on your own, Metroid-style. In other words, there are still Metroid exploration bits, just in smaller, more manageable bits. The Megaman Zero games, while they require a little time investment and are exceptionally difficult, are worth looking at as well. Unfortunately, the rest of my collection are RPG's (both Golden Suns, which ARE awesome, FF1&2, IV, and V (no VI yet...), Breath of Fire II), so I can't really help you out much more. Tales of Phantasia for the GBA is a mauled, raped version of its original self. Try the SNES or PSX version instead.

Better: Link teleports in Twilight-Princess-style as a wolf, then transforms into a human. Samus should come down like on an elevator shaft from all the 2D games (instead of the port thingy that didn't make much sense). Other than that, I agree. And Snake's box should sneak out from behind one of the other characters. xD

In all honesty, I almost hope that's the case, but it doesn't look like it any more. From what the guys on the forums seem to be saying, he's not the type to pull a stunt like that.

I know you're trying to be funny, but that was rather tacky.