Will The Otaku, bloodeyezack and TheKrow please stand up?
It's alright, there are no guns aimed at you right now. Maybe later, but for now, it's fine. Stand up. That's right. All of you.
Yes, you three. Good. It has come to our attention that you're all older than you were this time last year. While that could be said for any two points in time, doing this every year on the same day is easier than working out factions and decimal points of months and weeks.
You're all one year older, which means that you're now eligible for the following comments:
Darkesword: "caaaaaaake"
The Coop: (Nice Birthday Guy pic)
Perhaps even a message from Mr. Pretzel himself. But don't bet on it. He's a busy man.
And remember to put all the chairs away when everyone leaves. Carry on.