melody Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wscZhvj_lH4 gets progressively more genius as you watch some of their tenets: - jazz is music based on fear - jazz is a series of wrong notes - jazz saxophonists are the worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkeSword Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 "Miles...Miles Davis, he kept puttin' this thing on the end of his horn to make it sound less like a trumpet. What's wrong with him?!" ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrumUltimA Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Hah! awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Damned Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 These are three of the dumbest M***** F******. I didn't know that loud music F***** up your brain. But everyday a fool or two (or in this case--three) are revealed.Rodney Whitaker rodneywhitaker7 8 months ago Such great comments... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moseph Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Spinal Tap: Trollin' before the trolls were born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissidia Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 My view on jazz has changed. Now I know how to create jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damashii!! Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Hans Groiner. He helped me understand jazz. somewhat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyril the Wolf Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Its all wrong notes. Obviously. Its true, being a saxophonist, I must own up to the jazz conspiracy. *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyanCe Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 immensely funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melody Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 well this gifted man has jazz all figured out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nase Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 spinal tap are so awesomely consistant and consistantly awesome. they give me that warm and fuzzy feeling. unlike jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazygecko Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 They forgot to mention jazz's relation to that creepy voodoo shit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nase Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 then again, jazz musicians (the good ones anyway) do more drugs than the average rock band, and that's pretty manly isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyril the Wolf Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 then again, jazz musicians (the good ones anyway) do more drugs than the average rock band, and that's pretty manly isn't it? Maybe, but they still fear. They play so quietly. And they have to be in bigass groups when they play loudly. Seriously, one sax guy can only play at one volume, but when you get 6 or 7 they finally start playing loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nase Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 true. they probably are afraid of electrifying their funny instruments. frankly, if they don't want to go with more loudness when it is clearly available in abundance, they might as well go back to their favorite century, whatever that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROTO·DOME Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 - jazz is music based on fear And you better fucking listen or else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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