The Damned Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Hey all, I'm bored and thought it might be a good way to kill some time, and maybe provide some entertainment for some of you here, whether it's this actually being good, or you getting to watch a horribly self-fail of effort. Either way, right? First, some intro music, to get you in the mood. Otacon: How did your insertion go? Snake: The way it goes every Saturday night with your mom. Otacon: Oh snap! But seriously, did you have any trouble getting in? Snake: No, the drop point was clear and I managed to rendezvous with the truck on time. Otacon: Good. Now remember, you have to locate the source of these biological weapons and stop them from leaving the island. Snake: I got it. This better not turn into another Zanzibar Island fiasco. Otacon: Don't worry, it won't. There isn't a strong military presence here. The only conflict is between two opposing factions, and they aren't that dangerous in the first place. The biggest concern, though, is the group that's in charge of the island and most likely, the source of the biological weapons. Snake: I still think I should have brought my own guns for this mission... Otacon: Sorry, Snake, but the UN has declared this island a wildlife sanctuary. Our deal with the United Nations Security Council prevents us from using conventional weapons there. Snake: Well, I still don't like it. But I guess I'll just have to make due with what I can scavenge from the locals. Otacon: ... Snake: What? What is it? Otacon: Uh... the locals don't have any weapon either. Snake: Well, then I'll just get some from those two armies that are fighting each other. Otacon: Yeeeeah, about them... Snake: What!? Otacon: They won't have any guns either. You see, everyone on the island uses the very biological weapons you're here to stop in the first place. Snake: You have to be *%$#ing kidding me. I'm going up against an island filled with bio-weapons and nothing to defend myself with? Otacon: Don't worry, we've arranged for a contact to meet you and supply you with your own bio-weapon. After that, you should be able to gather more until you can get to your target. Snake: Who is this contact? A local? Otacon: He's the island's leading scientist and an expert on these bio-weapons. His name... is Professor Birch. continued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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