Garrett Williamson Posted June 16, 2013 Author Share Posted June 16, 2013 Only grandmothers and stupid mothers who don't ever do research on anything will buy this system. And only stupid children will want it. I will begin finding out how many people are really stupid in the world when I see the sale count when it releases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 It makes me sad how many parents are going to spend a buttload on this for their kid, and their kid will be disappointed and cry, and they'll probably also cry because this is a SHITLOAD of money and a huge commitment to pay for a kid's toy just for them to cry and be upset. Damn, I'm almost crying just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_NutS Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 well I've read somewhere that there a re gazillion preorders now so yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Williamson Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 It makes me sad how many parents are going to spend a buttload on this for their kid, and their kid will be disappointed and cry, and they'll probably also cry because this is a SHITLOAD of money and a huge commitment to pay for a kid's toy just for them to cry and be upset. Damn, I'm almost crying just thinking about it. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Hudson Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I've never felt so passionate and assertive on choosing a product. The Xbox One is such a turn off. Back to Sony it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelCityOutlaw Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Only grandmothers and stupid mothers who don't ever do research on anything will buy this system. And only stupid children will want it.I will begin finding out how many people are really stupid in the world when I see the sale count when it releases. Say that in the "which system should I buy" thread. I want to see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Williamson Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) ! What morons Microsoft is. Edited June 17, 2013 by Garrett Williamson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Native Jovian Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 ! I watched the first ten seconds and had to go punch myself in the face because they haven't invented a way to punch people through the internet yet. Holy crap that guy is annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Williamson Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) I watched the first ten seconds and had to go punch myself in the face because they haven't invented a way to punch people through the internet yet.Holy crap that guy is annoying. This is very true. He is rather annoying. Though everything he stated was unfortunately true. Edited June 17, 2013 by Garrett Williamson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linkspast Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 sweet, so I can now get a PS4 then get whatever Xbox1 game I thought I was going to miss on PC. Im ok with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Hah. I don't know whether to laugh cause it's so true or just solemnly nod in acknowledgement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_NutS Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 e3 in 3 simple pannels. They should take down every youtube video ranting about e3 and replace it with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaniscence Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) Prediction for new Zelda title: Starring role: Link, male elf person. May be child, or man, or both. Damsel: Princess Zelda. May also not be that much of a damsel, but mostly. Antagonist: Ganon/Ganondorf. Just a dick, also a pig. Cue water temple, Fire temple, and forest temple. (twice) Possible Kokoriko village with same music since SNES. Collect tri-force, get master sword. Budget: Moderate to high without being excessive. ROI: Massive. Prediction for CoD 2030: Get guns. Shoot people. Prediction for Halo 5: Kill aliens. Who the fuck is Master Chief anyway? At least we get the Last of Us and stuff. ALSO: What are the specs of the PCs that were running the XBOX One demos and how do we know them? I keep looking for an answer to this and kind find anything. Everyone just says they're "Way more powerful than the XBOX One" while giving vague specs and no source! Edited June 17, 2013 by Ramaniscence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Williamson Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 8th gen in a nutshell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_NutS Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Can somebody tell me why master chief was wearing a ragged full-body robe to take a walk in the desert? Isn't he using an armor? wouldn't that protect him from the harshness of the desert? or is the armor his actual skin and we find out in this game that master chief has always been running around naked? I dunno, I thought the trailer for halo 5 was incredibly dumb. The alien thingy looked cool though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triad Orion Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Can somebody tell me why master chief was wearing a ragged full-body robe to take a walk in the desert?Isn't he using an armor? wouldn't that protect him from the harshness of the desert? or is the armor his actual skin and we find out in this game that master chief has always been running around naked? I dunno, I thought the trailer for halo 5 was incredibly dumb. The alien thingy looked cool though. The answer to this is surprisingly simple and realistic. In the desert, there's an abundance of sand... which is blown around very easily by the wind. The Mjolnir armor has moving parts and joints, that sort of thing. Sand constantly blowing into the armor will require it to be cleaned and maintained more, and if he has no access to the tools required to maintain it, it results in degradation of armor performance. Covering it with that robe protects the surface and potentially vulnerable spots of the armor from sand blowing around. Notably, Zero does the same thing during the opening of Mega Man Zero 2. That and it was to conceal him for a big reveal, but at least it makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Rama: they were high end PCs with GTX Titans. That's all we know. But to not be bottlenecked they would have to be pretty high end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Williamson Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 I personally believe that Halo 5 is going to be the only thing that will help Xbox One sell to anyone that isn't an Xbox fanboy. That game would probably be the one and only reason I would ever get One. Hahahaha see what I did there... get One... heheh... ha... yeah ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PixelPanic Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Can somebody tell me why master chief was wearing a ragged full-body robe to take a walk in the desert?Isn't he using an armor? wouldn't that protect him from the harshness of the desert? or is the armor his actual skin and we find out in this game that master chief has always been running around naked? I dunno, I thought the trailer for halo 5 was incredibly dumb. The alien thingy looked cool though. The armor is his skin, because he's Master Chief and he is cool and can't die (except when he does). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_NutS Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 The answer to this is surprisingly simple and realistic. In the desert, there's an abundance of sand... which is blown around very easily by the wind. The Mjolnir armor has moving parts and joints, that sort of thing. Sand constantly blowing into the armor will require it to be cleaned and maintained more, and if he has no access to the tools required to maintain it, it results in degradation of armor performance. Covering it with that robe protects the surface and potentially vulnerable spots of the armor from sand blowing around. Notably, Zero does the same thing during the opening of Mega Man Zero 2. That and it was to conceal him for a big reveal, but at least it makes sense. Now that you mention it, Zero indeed does the same thing in MMZ2. Touche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derrit Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 What are the specs of the PCs that were running the XBOX One demos and how do we know them? I keep looking for an answer to this and kind find anything. Everyone just says they're "Way more powerful than the XBOX One" while giving vague specs and no source! Why is so deceptive? For one, it’s running on a GPU from a completely different manufacturer than the final hardware (Nvidia vs AMD). And two, Nvidia’s Titan graphics card is vastly more powerful than the GPU in the Xbox One. Microsoft is using a GPU that is roughly equal to a AMD 7790.Here are the specs for a 7790: And here’s the Titan: The only card Nvidia makes that’s higher than the Titan is the 780, but as those aren’t widely available yet Microsoft couldn’t use them. Here's your source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 ALSO: What are the specs of the PCs that were running the XBOX One demos and how do we know them? I keep looking for an answer to this and kind find anything. Everyone just says they're "Way more powerful than the XBOX One" while giving vague specs and no source! http://hexus.net/gaming/news/industry/56841-microsofts-e3-xbox-one-demos-ran-nvidia-powered-pcs/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_NutS Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I hope for the sake of everyone whos buying an xb1 that they aren't rushing the hardware out like with the x360. Because we all know how that turned out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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