The Coop Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Check out some of the mods. You can change your pet into one of those zealot demon women. It's cheating kind of, but if you've already beaten the game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 how about a parrot that can sell shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirChadlyOC Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 He is unnecessarily harsh on this game for being just $5 when I bought it. I did not really like either the first or second Diablos, but I'm definitely enjoying my romp through Torchlight, at least for now. I'm always annoyed when Yahtzee complains about a game for something he didn't understand, like he skipped the tutorial or something. He goes on about clicking the mouse all the time, but if you hold the mouse button down, you keep attacking automatically. He also complains about hitting the map button and it distracting him, when again, he simply didn't know the control for putting it back. For poop's sake, the retail price was $20, and we all paid $10 or even $5 for it. It has a lot of depth for a budget title, especially compared to $15 games on WiiWare, XBL or PS3 Network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyleJCrb Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Accentuate the negative. It's how Yahtzee rolls. Take his reviews with a grain of salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Accentuate the negative. It's how Yahtzee rolls. Take his reviews with half a cup of salt. things and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coop Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Forgot about this yesterday, but... Darksiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coop Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Bayonetta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Taucer Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Bayonetta. Mostly pretty formulaic yahtzee review, but I laughed pretty hard at the end. They need to have him review more games that he actually likes, just to break up the monotony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Got some good couple of laughs from the Bayonetta one and I have to say I actually agree with the Mid-boss fight check point feature. Yes it affects the final score but sometimes, it's a nice contrast to Berser-I mean Demon's Souls where if I die I'd have to go through the entire stage just to have another chance at fighting the boss who kicked my ass the first time. Darksiders review gave me some great laughs as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleck Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 They need to have him review more games that he actually likes, just to break up the monotony. I think the point is supposed to be that there aren't many games he likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sengin Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 The only games I remember him liking are Psyconauts (which is two bucks, TWO BUCKS on steam through thursday), Painkiller (which is probably my favorite of his reviews, I laugh so damn hard every time I watch it), and Batman: Arkham Asyulum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archaon Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 There've been quite a few games that he liked, when you look back. He's usually not very vocal about it unless they're really, really good, but he's had plenty of "I actually enjoyed this game except for these issues" reviews. Left 4 Dead, No More Heroes, Fallout 3; the list goes on. Also, don't forget Prince of Persia, Portal and Call of Duty 4. I would also imagine he likes God of War, judging by how often he uses it as a yardstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporknight Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Especially Portal. He liked it so much, VALVe put him on a plane so he could visit. Then again, everybody likes Portal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thylacine Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I would also imagine he likes God of War, judging by how often he uses it as a yardstick.Well, he didn't like the QTEs in it, and he seems to object to running around half-naked in a game (understandable, because a beachwear-clad person getting hit with a machete usually doesn't result in "minor" damage). God of War just seems to be very obvious offenders of those. He might've liked it, but then games started copying all the annoying parts of it rather than what he actually liked.That "Fantasy" egg game (not familiar with the game, sorry to say) is a "joke" favorite of his, perhaps for sake of nostalgia. He later downplayed it, but it's probably one of his first favorites (or perhaps his first game - that'd make a lot of sense). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coop Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Dark Void Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Seems as if the game had great potential but fell quite short. Some good laughs too there. scurvy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Taucer Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Dark Void Excellent.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archaon Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 OK, seriously. What the hell is going on with the Escapist's video host and why am I the only one in the world having problems with it? I go to the page with the Dark Void video. It has the Zero Punctuation logo on it. A caption saying "This week, Yahtzee reviews Dark Void". "Dark Void" is even in the URL. And yet when I try to watch it, all I get is a five minute advertisement for The Escapist's content. No review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coop Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Borderlands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linkspast Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I always like how he ends his videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coop Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Mass Effect 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Taucer Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Mass Effect 2 And no mention of the soundtrack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FR Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 what's to mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenogu Labz Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Big Giant Circles, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FR Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I honestly don't remember most of the music in ME2 the only music I remember is the mining and club music the rest is just a blur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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