Oh man, that announcer's voice? Fucking hilarious!
*in super calm, slow, relaxing voice*
"The Chauffer. Turn the Form Baton sideways and wrap your hands around both ends. As the Form Baton turns, so to does the Earth, and all upon it. From liver to liveryman."
or
"The Umbrella. Hold the Form Baton vertically, thumb resting lightly on the button. Through this stance, you channel the quiet dignity of a circus clown in the midst of a thunderstorm."
Best Warioware ever.