Bleck

anything Metroid related

people who bitch about no voice acting in zelda need to shut their fucking mouths and go back to their shitty jrpgs

just his luck, that they gave a fuck

not leaving the tower is how you play 2v1 if you're leaving the tower and dying it's not because the jungler isn't ganking, it's because you're doing something wrong/playing as the wrong champ to be in a solo lane

keep in mind that jungling is for the sololane, ganks are just a pleasant side-note if a guy can spend all of early game in the jungle and the laners can not be dumb and feed, good on him volibear is a really good jungle, too also sorry riot games but I'm giving up on dominion until you either balance the champs or increase the number of bans

my brain is full of fuck

this guy knows where it's at

or maybe I can just attack somebody with them and actually play the game maybe lol's champ design is based around the idea that a lot of people care less about what a champ can do and what a champ actually does maybe this thread can go ten pages without tensei turning it into a talk about how dota is totally better you guys look how pro I am, who knows

so instead of playing dota I'm suddenly playing an rts I'm not exactly sure why adding an extra step to last hitting (i.e instead of last hitting you make a minion that you then control and uh last hit with) is apparently a super cool and funky fresh thing but then again dota players have always been the type to make mountains out of shallow craters hey man you're the one who thinks that an extra right click is some kind of genius design

oh wow you can use ai minions to farm other minions "watching little robots do something i.e the opposite of bland" - Tensei meanwhile I enjoy playing video games

broodmother's W is a slightly different version of malzahar's E broodmother's B is just an overpowered sounding version of akali's W broodmother's P is just teemo's blind dart with a slow broodmother's ult is basically sion's ult this is one of those things where people argue that dota is better using methods or rationales that don't actually make any sense, or are at best much more subjective than they suggest

I don't really think whether or not an ability has existed in some form before has any bearing on whether or not a character would be fun to play if we removed all arbitrary lines in choosing what is and is not fresh and funky then I could basically say A NEW CHAMP WITH ABILITIES THAT DO DAMAGE, FEH, HOW BORING and then my monocle twinkles and I go back to playing dota2 and pretending/hoping that it isn't secretly just as shitty a game as dota

yeah if a new champ isn't generally overpowered they must be boring edit: taric buffs what the fu

yeah nintendo those dumbdumbs why didn't they just be like sony and make an expensive system that nobody could afford to make games for

"EVEN THOUGH I CAN LITERALLY ONLY TRAVEL VIA FLIGHT, I DON'T FEEL LIKE FLYING UP THIS MOUNTAIN THAT WE LANDED AT THE BOTTOM OF AUTOMATICALLY FOR SOME REASON, SO NOW YOU HAVE TO ESCORT ME" holy shit I was so mad

no that's actually a really important part of determining whether or not you're in a safe position

the main theme is actually an arrangement of zelda's lullaby backwards

what's the name of that one brain disorder that makes people like metal

yeah they really touted the soundtrack being orchestral which is good but then it turns out that half of the music is bad anyways I finished this a few minutes ago and I've decided that it's more or less as good as twilight princess

people who complain about linearity in video games usually don't actually understand what linearity is

I'm currently in world 1-2 in SM3DL farming lives with the good ol' 1-up trick currently at 937 and rising

monstro was so fucking horrible

I'd play this game

graves went from being unstoppable in the right hands to just plain old good he's still better than most of the carries in the game, miss fortune still sucks, and corki continues to secretly be amazing

the thing about building ap kogmaw is oh hey look the entire enemy team built a force of nature and now since your carry is build ap for some reason nobody can actually do significant amounts of damage meanwhile graves runs up and kicks kogmaw in the dick