I don't even know why I bother with this project any more, hating on my hair. Next you'll be slating my race, then my girlfriend, then my nationality. Because that's what you are, a big racist xenophobe hiding behind your fancy computer games project. Well it won't work on me. Just look at yourself man, take a long hard look and ask yourself: "would Donkey Kong like me if he saw me now"?
FYI, he would not. DK has been nothing but kind to me, he raised me as his-
Yeah, joke's over now. I'll get you your WAV and have a pleasant evening.
EDIT-
Draconiator, you sure are emphasising that father thing...
...Wes did you have any intmate encounters at an extremely young age?