Overflow Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "THE NED" -worthless plug n' play game "Conglaturation!!! You have completed a great game. You have prooved the justice of our culture. Now go rest our heroes!" -end screen in NES Ghostbusters. Go watch the Angry Video Game Nerd react to this screen on screwattack.com XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The wingless Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "So I locked on a heat seeker on him and BOOM! Turned him into kitty litter!" -Maniac, Wing Commander III "I knew as I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned..." -Atrus, Myst "Gimmie dem duckets!!" -CJ, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas "MORGAN KATARN!!!" -Jerec, Jedi Knight "Serve the Emperor above all others" -Secret order of the Emperor, Tie Fighter "I know not what fires burn in his mind, but they smoke of madness to me" ????, Betrayal at Krondor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjSammyG Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 You! Invaders! GET YOU THE HOT BULLETS OF SHOTGUN TO DIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalcyonSpirit Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Never trust a bartender with bad grammar." -- Kyle Katarn, Jedi Outcast "I sense a disturbance in the Force." "You always sense a disturbance in the Force." -- Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn, Jedi Academy "They always lock the door. You’d think they’d have learned by now. Doesn’t look like there’s a key – that would be too easy. The console to unlock the door is probably hidden in some room twelve floors up or something... how does that make sense?" -- Kyle Katarn, Jedi Academy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oni-91 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "It's Roman night tonight. But you gotta bring a helmet. No helmet, no entry. There's gonna be wrestling and swordfights, and then we all cry 'I'm Spartacus!' Then there's more wrestling." - Effeminate bartender of the Salt Sea City bar in Big Mutha Truckers. "Yeah, right, like you have anything better to do." - When you try and quit in Wolfenstein. "Chickenshit, huh? Next time I'm at the mall, I'll bring ya back a spine!" - When you get a crap score in the original GTA. "He plans to collect all his savings to purchase a very large gold brick. Nobody knows why." - Someone's biography in Space Channel 5. "PARENTAL ADVISOLY WARNING" - Metal Slug 2 parental advisory screen, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenwarlord Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triad Orion Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "FULL SPEED TO KILIMAR!" -Flight officer, TIE Fighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Ada! Wait!" -Leon, RE2 I cannot resist laughing everytime I hear that, and many other lines from the Resident Evil games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cecilff2 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Han old buddy...(Wait about a minute or so)...don't let me down." -Lando, Rogue Squadron 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strike911 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Hmm... I'll go for memorable quotes from Metal Gear Solid, since the next week or so is all about MGS4... "A surveillance camera?!" - SOLID SNAKE "I am neither enemy nor friend. I am back from a world where such words are meaningless." - CYBORG NINJA (aka GRAY FOX) "Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!!!" - Any number of people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCvgluvr Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Henshin a go go, baby! - Viewtiful Joe 'Til then, ta ta! - VJ Lucia? LUUUUUCCIIAAAAAAAA!!! - NeoContra Let's attack aggressively! - Contra III Would you kindly ______ ? - Bioshock Weeeeeeeee - Glados from Portal Yeah! We're Sonic HEROES! - obvious I'll post any more I think of. I can't think of any more right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobaltstarfire Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Of all the weird starfox 64 quotes, I'm surprised noone got this one. "Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!" As Andross turns into a giant brain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybell Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 NOW I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sindri Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 "you are in a computer game, max." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I have a few lesser known ones- "Oh crap." -Butz/Bartz from FFV (uttered upon witnessing the wind crystal shatter) "Leg's Go Megaman!" -Lan from Battle network 3 (these games are famous for translation problems) "You fool. Frogs haven't belly buttons!" -Frog, Chrono Trigger Assorted ones from the Monkey Island series- "Hmm, a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have." Guybrush: “At least I’ve learnt something from all of this.” Elaine: “What’s that?” Guybrush: “Never pay more than 20 bucks for a game.” Guybrush: “What do you know about lifting voodoo curses?” Murray: “Oh *sure*. I know a lot about lifting curses. That’s why I’m a disembodied talking skull, hanging on a spike, in the middle of a swamp!” Guybrush: “You sound bitter.” Murray: “I’m sorry, it’s been a rough day.” “That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!” Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it? Murray: I’d terrorize the South Seas! I’d torture the living! I’d demolish the…er… What I meant to say was, I’d use it to pet kittens. Guybrush: Nope. You blew it. Murray: Drat. Yes, swinging a rubber chicken with a metal pully in the middle can be dangerous.... BUT IT'S NOT A SWORD!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChefOfDeath Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Sorry if it's been said, but absolutely anything from Far Cry. Mercs: "I've got a bullet with your name on it!" "I am gonna shoot you in the FACE!" Jack Carver: "I've GOT to get out of here" (His tone of voice is priceless). "I have no idea who you are or what's going on, but I trust you." Crysis was a bit better, they'll get there with practice I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMage Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Benny: "Is someone there? Hello?! ... must've been rats..." Thief: The Dark Project in response to almost seeing/hearing Garrett JC Denton: "You can have my pistol - that'll keep you safe." Deus Ex when requested to hand over a weapon for protection. Other options include shotties or knives. Given the calibre of what it was going to be used against (and who would be using it), all are useless and the fool is likely to get himself killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maco70 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 "..." How many games can be attributed with this quote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The wingless Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 "!! Metal Gear" -Solid Snake, any metal gear "I tell you what Snake, when you get back, you can strip search me" -Naomi, Metal Gear Solid "Kept you waiting, huh?" -Solid Snake, MGS2 . . . I just got the Essential Collection today. Now all I need is a ps1 memory card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 "..."How many games can be attributed with this quote? I'd say FF8 is the biggest offender, what witht the main character having more periods than the bible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonynojutsu Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I've been playing House of the Dead 2 for the Wii a lot, so I've been saying these lines a lot "I dont wanna die!..." - first guy to die "G's bloodstains...." - Harry (i think) "Sir Gggoooooollllddd!!" - First Boss "Friends of the AMS. This is Goldman. or Dogs of the AMS." - Goldman "Thanks, my friends went inside... I told them not to go!" - some moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaCe Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Gears Of War: Marcus and Baird's having a fight Cole: "Ahh, ain't that cute" Dom: "Yeah, like two assholes on their first date" Mario Hotel quote:All toaster toast toast Monkey Island (legendary game) Guybrush Threepwood: How can you see without eyeballs? Murray: How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer. Guybrush: “At least I’ve learnt something from all of this.” Elaine: “What’s that?” Guybrush: “Never pay more than 20 bucks for a game Guybrush: “Then, if you kill me everyone will forget you.” LeChuck: “Forget me? I’m the dead zombie pirate LeChuck! None will forget me!” Guybrush: “Do you remember Bobbin Threadbare?” LeChuck: “Er… no.” Guybrush: “Exactly. “Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!” Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it? Murray: I’d terrorize the South Seas! I’d torture the living! I’d demolish the…er… What I meant to say was, I’d use it to pet kittens. Guybrush: Nope. You blew it. Murray: Drat.\ I've got balls of steel - Duke Nukem Snake:Colonel this is snake ,can you hear me? super/ paper mario Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle "Some men dance on dance floors...some men dance in celebration...some men dance on turtles heads. I AM THAT MAN!" resident evil "I see that the President has equipped his daughter with ballistics, too." star fox (i always laugh when i hear this one:lmassoff:) "Do a barrel roll" Conker "*Ahem* Mimimimimimi.... I am; The Great Mighty Poo; And I'm going to throw; My shit at you; A huge supply of tish; Comes from my chocolate starfish; How about some scat; You little twat." "Your movements are like that of a pregnant cow!" -Random bandit in oblivion man i could go on till tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mac Attack Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Obey! Conform! Abstain! Ignore! Deny! Refrain! Cease! Appease! Shun! ... Avoid new sensations. Avoid all sensations! Avoid any sensation! Avoid unnecessary pleasantries! Avoid necessary pleasantries! Avoid libation! Avoid fermentation! Avoid all these in combinations. Save often! Floss regularly! Floss meaningfully! Floss athletically! And above all, never forget: who is the Boss of you? Me! I am the Boss of you! -Grand Inquisitor, Zork Grand Inquisitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenobio Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I'm assuming no one has posted this, but one of my all time favs: Edit: Oh yeah, some of these are pretty funny: http://www.tiptonium.com/videogames/favorites/Lair%20of%20the%20Bemani%20Bastards.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 1 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Here's one I bet nobody's thought of yet: "..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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