You all suck, this thread is, like, halfway dead of activity. Come on, PICK UP THE PACE!
What? What's that? You say you need some more horrific fanfic to get you in the mood to talk/hate life? Well, your wish is granted.
Gentlemen, BEHOLD! ROOTS OF LIFE: A CRADLE TO LOVE!
Fanfic Reading - Roots of Life + Bonus!
Two Bonus readings, one from squirrelking and the other from Peter Chimaera. Links to all text in there, along with the reading mp3.
It was...pretty horrible. I'll never look at toothbrushes, houseplants, or ticks ever the same way again. That's all I'm gonna say.