Brushfire Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 "..."How many games can be attributed with this quote? He did... 10 Charizards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The wingless Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Obey! Conform! Abstain! Ignore! Deny! Refrain! Cease! Appease! Shun! ... Avoid new sensations. Avoid all sensations! Avoid any sensation! Avoid unnecessary pleasantries! Avoid necessary pleasantries! Avoid libation! Avoid fermentation! Avoid all these in combinations. Save often! Floss regularly! Floss meaningfully! Floss athletically! And above all, never forget: who is the Boss of you? Me! I am the Boss of you!-Grand Inquisitor, Zork Grand Inquisitor Oh my god, I love you. My mom is a huge Zork fan, from the text adventures through Nemesis and Inquisitor. At a certain point, she and I would run around the house pointing at each other going, "Who is the boss of you? ME! I AM THE BOSS OF YOU!!" speaking of Nemesis- "Speak up Sartorius... I. Can't. Hear. You." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 "So I locked on a heat seeker on him and BOOM! Turned him into kitty litter!"-Maniac, Wing Commander III Heh, heh. Totally forgot that one. Shotglass from WCI had some pretty good lines too. "Now you've done it, Roger Wilco."-Message that you done fucked up in space quest. I always felt the "pantload" one was better (I mentioned that one earlier, didn't I... I hope....). I did just remember another few though: "How's that? I'm the Satan of Martial Arts." - Joe Higashi (KOF '98 ) A few from Full Throtte: "Warning! Do not play in or around dumpster. Do not kick dumpster. Do not sleep in dumpster. Usage of this container for the disposal of human remains, may be in violation of local health ordinances." - sign by the dumpster in Full Throttle (looking through the landfill operator's basement window) "Either someone's doing some welding down there, or we're talking about some very sub-code wiring." - Ben (Ben) "I heard you saved my life." (Miranda) "Yeah, but don't worry. I wasn't trying to. I was just looking for some nice roadside disasters photos, and you helped." (Ben) "Who'd want a picture of me bleeding?" (Miranda) "It's not the blood, it's the way you were all twisted up like a pretzel." - a quick conversion between Ben and Miranda in Melodweed (yes, Melonweed) And ever better: (Sam) "My little buddy here needs to use the facilities." (Max) "Facilities be damned! I need a bathroom!" - Sam and Max (Sam & Max: Hit the Road) PS Might think of some more later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StandingInMotion Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Fisherman: "Biggest crab I ever caught!" Link: "It's a Goma!" Fisherman: "Hey, you're pretty good. Here ya go!" *sword pops out of nowhere and flies toward Link* Link: "Wow, thanks!" - Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil Impa: "Oh my! It looks like everyone has been taken to Tykogi Tower!" Man: "This is illegal, you know..." - Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cecilff2 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I don't know who you are, but thank you for arousing me. -Beruga from Terranigma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katsurugi Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Monkey Island 2: "You fight like a dairy farmer!" "How appropriate. You fight like a cow." Monkey Island 3/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine/Full Throttle/Sam'n'Max: Hit the Road: "I'm selling these fine leather jackets. Zelda/Super Paper Mario: "I am Error." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global-Trance Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I'm assuming no one has posted this, but one of my all time favs: Edit: Oh yeah, some of these are pretty funny: http://www.tiptonium.com/videogames/favorites/Lair%20of%20the%20Bemani%20Bastards.htm I laughed forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyanCe Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I dunno if anyone's used it yet but... "I NEED SCISSORS!! 61!!!" -Colonel, MGS2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strike911 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I dunno if anyone's used it yet but..."I NEED SCISSORS!! 61!!!" -Colonel, MGS2 instant win, thread over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropicdecay Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Some oldies. Battle Rangers Déjà Vu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yera Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Hard to believe no one's quoted the dragons from the Lunar series yet. Silver Star Story: Nall: "I bet this teacher's so evil that her students bring her puppies to eat instead of apples." Random Meryod resident: (paraphrasing) "Ya sure ya don wanna be mah gurl, miss?" Jessica: "What, and make your cousin jealous?" Eternal Blue: Jean: "Statiscally, this [Taben's Peak] is where most of the robberies take place. Keep your eyes peeled and your hands on your valuables. Ruby: "Ronfar! Get your hands out of your pants!" Ronfar: "Just followin' the lady's orders!" Ruby: "Get with the program already!" Lucia: "Yes, I'd like to join this program very much. Where do I sign up?" Nall: "Who are you calling annoying, you little brat?" Ruby: "Okay, read my lips. YOU!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pezman Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 How could I forget? Original fan translation of Metal Gear 2: "Snake! I take the cartridge! Burn and die!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalzon Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 *LUNAR quotes* "Discipline feels good! HA!" - Mystere NPC: Can I ask you something, baby? Do I make you randy? Mia: WHAT?! NPC: Oh god! I know Gahleon's plan! He's rounding up singers to form the new ABBA! Nall: That can't be true! Luna's no dancing queen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Final_metroid Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 "This guy are sick!" - Aeris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maco70 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 This seemed relevant. Explained: http://kotaku.com/5014864/not-so-good-voice-acting-explained Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam I Am Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 This seemed relevant. Explained: http://kotaku.com/5014864/not-so-good-voice-acting-explained Oh my. I think Microsoft Sam could read that sorry excuse for a script better. also Zigitaris=?=Digitalis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moseph Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 BAD VOICE-ACTING VIDEOThis seemed relevant. Explained: http://kotaku.com/5014864/not-so-good-voice-acting-explained Oooookay ... I have sigged this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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