Nekofrog Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Zelda 2:I LOVE this game. Sadly for me, it hates me, oh it hates me with a passion. It's the most brutal and unforgiving zelda game that exists and that will ever exist, but also it gives me the best feeling of accomplishment when I finally beat it. Really? It's my favorite Zelda game but I find it incredibly easy. I can get to the final palace in one sitting, and playing it enough makes it very easy to remember the simple path through the maze. And then there's shadow link. Ehhh... Great game? Agreed. Difficult? Not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 some of you have a really odd concept of what a sentence is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_NutS Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Really?It's my favorite Zelda game but I find it incredibly easy. I can get to the final palace in one sitting, and playing it enough makes it very easy to remember the simple path through the maze. And then there's shadow link. Ehhh... Great game? Agreed. Difficult? Not at all. I play this game once every 1 or 2 years, so when I come back to it I have forgotten mostly everything, yeah my memory sucks. Anyways I said it was the most difficult and brutal ZELDA game, which really can't be argued. There are many more dificult games out there, specially on the NES. I find bionic commando and ninja gaiden 3 easy, because I've played them to death. Most people have nightmares trying to beat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalzon Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 some of you have a really odd concept of what a sentence is Even more are lacking an understanding of what constitutes a review. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 heh yeah this is more like summarize a game in three word clusters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Yeah whatever I AM A MAN OF FEW WORDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olie! Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Screw you, dude. I didn't like the game. I'm sorry no offense intended, just my opinion. But I like the idea of haiku reviews, so I will now do one Resident Evil 4 These are not zombies Kinda like Devil May Cry I've played better games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipp Posted October 31, 2009 Author Share Posted October 31, 2009 Chrono Cross Together with Xenosaga, this is Square Enix's most convoluted plot line... which puts it high in the running for most convoluted plot of all time. Despite suspicions, I didn't actually like Chrono Cross. I have to admit to getting choked up quite often during it, but that was an effect of the beautiful music, not because anything interesting was actually happening on screen. 5/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipp Posted November 1, 2009 Author Share Posted November 1, 2009 This one's gonna be reviewed as dialogue... <b>METAL GEAR SOLID 4: GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS</b> SUNNY: It is my life's dream to cook eggs. NAOMI: to cook eggs you must be careful not to let them burn. SUNNY: wow, your tits are huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonAvenger Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Ok, I'll bite. Final Fantasy VIII: Extremely abusable junctioning/magic system. I mean, stabbing yourself and healing for 5000 hp? ...whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Dance Dance Revolution She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello, Come sit next to me you fine fellow." You run over there without a second to loose. And what comes next, hey bust a move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Ok, I'll bite.Final Fantasy VIII: Extremely abusable junctioning/magic system. I mean, stabbing yourself and healing for 5000 hp? ...whatever. how about 2xCut with Ice junctioned to Elemental on the Ultima Weapon while wearing Aurora Armlet for 19998 HP healing in FFVII ^ this is how I got through most of the battle arena with just Cloud also sprint shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonAvenger Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 how about 2xCut with Ice junctioned to Elemental on the Ultima Weapon while wearing Aurora Armlet for 19998 HP healing in FFVII^ this is how I got through most of the battle arena with just Cloud also sprint shoes Not as easily abusable as the junction system overall, though. I didn't even mention the "Recover" and "Revive" skills you can use for free once you learn them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabeel Ansari Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 how about 2xCut with Ice junctioned to Elemental on the Ultima Weapon while wearing Aurora Armlet for 19998 HP healing in FFVII^ this is how I got through most of the battle arena with just Cloud also sprint shoes I just linked Knights of The Round with HP Absorb. xD For Jenova Synthesis i had counter linked with deathblow. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 meh KotR takes too damned long Omnislash + Mime 4 lyfe hell, link counter to mime and I think we have a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strike911 Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I fully approve the haiku suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derrit Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Mirror's Edge I'm running all over the place. Why is everything white? Oh well, it looks cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FR Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Mega Man Legends: Mega Man is an Armored Core Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_NutS Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 de Blob So many pretty colors... I can't stop playing this; It warms my heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabeel Ansari Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Kirby Air Ride: The game is sparkly and a bit cute. There are a lot of different types of racing vehicles, ("stars"). It's a great racing game with nice music and fun abilities/powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monobrow Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Secret of Mana did not have terrible anything, ESPECIALLY music! THIS IS MY GRRR FACE! >:-[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FR Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 wait somebody said SoM had something bad how is that possible oh and No More Heros = awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olie! Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 wait somebody said SoM had something badhow is that possible I tried really, really hard to like the game, to be completely honest. In keeping with good spirits of the premise of this thread, I will try to sum up in further detail why I think this game sucks in 3 sentences: Leveling up magic is a tedious pain in the ass unless you enjoy casting spells repeatedly for hours on end even when they have no effect whatsoever, and it doesn't make things much better when your comrades keep running directly into rocks/mushrooms for 30 seconds before realizing that they are idiots and you are trying to actually go somewhere. The personalities of each of the party members is downright uninteresting, and additionally they don't seem to be able to battle very effectively since half the time when you seemingly hit an enemy right in the center it acts as if your attack was non-existent. The soundtrack had a few really good tracks (namely the banished and pandora themes), but unfortunately the ones you hear the majority of the time, such as the battle themes and most village/overworld themes, annoyed me to no end. Terribly structured sentences, I know, but I was trying to fit a lot into a little, and I had even more but those were the big ones. Also, like I said it had Santa so it's not all bad. For what it's worth I think a lot of the remixes here from the game kick large amounts of ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyobi Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Sonic Unleashed Daytime stages are ZOOM ZOOM WHEEEEEEE. Nighttime stages beg for a Knuckles appearance. Severely underrated game. 7.9/10 Custom Battler Bomberman (or Bomberman 2, in Europe. lol what name) It's Bomberman. Just with custom parts. And a health bar. 9/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tensei Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Heroes of Newerth Horrible pub community. Tremendous learning curve, or learning slope rather. Amazing fun if you can put yourself past both of these disadvantages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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