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Hot on the heels of my return, we have:

A required update for Team Fortress 2 is now available. Please run hldsupdatetool to receive the update. The specific changes include:

- Added the Magicka promotional item

- Fixed the targetID panel not drawing in first-person spectator mode

- Fixed the main menu showing through the shopping cart menu when running at 2500x1600

- Updated some of the tips that are displayed while the server is changing maps

- Updated the webapi output to include the names of the attached particles

- Updated the gamehaptics.txt file

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Welcome back, Powerlord. Sucks about the power outage.

Anyone know anything about the Magicka item? Haven't seen anything about it yet, and I actually have the game. Might finally get a promotional item for once.

Filenames from the server updater imply Demoman hood of some sort.

Also, the Demoman model was updated, no idea why.

Full list of model/textures updated (skipping the boring server files):

23.32% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/materials/backpack/player/items/demo/demo_hood.vmt

23.32% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/materials/backpack/player/items/demo/demo_hood_large.vmt

23.34% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/materials/models/player/items/demo/demo_hood_blue.vmt

23.37% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/materials/models/player/items/demo/demo_hood_red.vmt

28.26% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/hwm/demo.dx90.vtx

53.85% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/hwm/demo.mdl

54.15% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/hwm/demo.phy

64.64% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/hwm/demo.vvd

64.76% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/items/demo/demo_hood.dx90.vtx

64.83% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/items/demo/demo_hood.mdl

64.90% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/items/demo/demo_hood.phy

65.28% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/items/demo/demo_hood.vvd

70.11% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/demo.dx90.vtx

89.31% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/demo.mdl

89.61% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/demo.phy

100.00% downloading ./event/orangebox/tf/models/player/demo.vvd

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So what names do Peoples stuff have.

Grenade Launcher: Brushfire's Kung-Fu Treachery

Description: But Black Dynamite... I sell Drugs to the Community!

Stickybomb Launcher: Brushfire's Scottish Situation

Description: For when shooting lightning from your arse just isn't enough.

Bottle: Brushfire's Wine of the Western Wilds

Medic Mask: Brushfire's Bloody Blood Blocker

Description: Now with Oxi-Clean Action!

Iron Curtain: Brushfire's Bronislava Blaster

Description: Zordon kept this one from the Rangers, since overkill is frowned upon.

Sandvich: Brushfire's Atmuh Treat

Descripition: Atmuh once defeated Lord Zedd. He deserves this tasty morsel.

KGB: Brushfire's Little Macs

Description: 0-0-5-7-3-7 Baby. Before the 5-4-2-3 for my Montage Ladies.

Rocket Launcher: Brushfire's Massively Multikiller O' RPG

Description: Did Charlie yell "VOTECRITS" at Bak Choy, or Chow Mein? Get a haircut Hippy!

Buff Banner: Brushfire's Gary Oak Standard

Description: You CAN'T ignore my girth...

Equalizer: Brushfire's Brain Examiner

Description: Seven Sages once said you can dig, dig with a shovel or a pick. I chose Pick.

Medigun: Brushfire's All Will Be Well Cannon

Description: In Raging day, in Fearful night, with strong hearts full, our soul ignite!

Kritzkrieg: Brushfire's Critical Juice Jammer

Description: Angel Grove's own Ernie's Juice Bar provided the recipe.

Syringe Gun: Brushfire's Excellent Source of Medicine.

Familiar Fez: Brushfire's Doctor Who Special

Description: I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool!

Ambassador: Brushfire's Renamon Revolver

Description: Nothing Furry about this Weapon. Only a Foxy Lady on the Barrel.

Dead Ringer: Brushfire's Dead-Guy Digivice

Description: Make 'em scream "YIFF" with this beautiful timepiece. Now engraved with Renamon insignia.

Eternal Reward: Brushfire's Jafar Blade +2

Degreaser: Brushfire's Celine Dion

Description: Blows harder than any other Canadian Popstar. Cept maybe Justin Beiber.

Back Burner: Brushfire's Artillery Cock

Description: Surprise! Your ass is stuff'd! Hudda Hudda Hu...

Flare Gun: Brushfire's Tampon Killer

Axestinguisher: Brushfire's Heat Hawk

Description: Standard issue Melee weapon for the Principality of Zeon Forces

Distinguished Gentleman: Brushfire's Rather Dashing

Description: You will NOT sass back at this council...

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Scattergun: Gilbert Gottfried's Gutbuster

Pistol: Heisenberg's handgun

Description (paraphrasing here): You've got one thing wrong...these are not bullets.

I was gonna name my Pyromancer's Mask "Spyro's Remains" but someone informed me that hats don't show up in the spectator lists for what you're holding, so no one would ever see it anyways.

Also a Bombing Run named "Tim Schafer's Scout"

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My renamed items include:

Vintage Gunslinger: Vintage Fungineer Dropper

Description: Sometimes you just need a little less gun.

Vintage Huntsman: Head Magnet

Description: Has the uncanny ability to headshot no matter where you aim!

Vintage Master's Yellow Belt: Vintage Master's Black Belt

Painted: Black

Vintage Ambassador: The Golden Gun

Description: Not actually golden...

L'Etranger: Mr. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Description: He's tall, and he's dark, and like a shark, he looks for trouble.

Cloak and Dagger: A View to a Kill

Description: Between the shades, assassination's standing still.

Dead Ringer: You Only Live Twice

Description: ...or so it seems.

Knife: Licence to Kill (I recently fixed this, it used to be License to Kill)

Description: And you know I'm going straight for your heart!

Your Eternal Reward: Live and Let Die

Description: When you were young, and your heart, was like an open book...

Familiar Fez: Mustafa's Minion Cap

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Minigun: Nobody Puts Sasha In A Corner!

-Description: Have the time of your (very short) life!

Scattergun: Force-a-Science

Eyelander: But they'll never take... OUR PIPES

Gunslinger: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!

I really need to get another nametag so I can name a standard shotgun.

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