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Rocket Launcher: Brushfire's Smuggled Miniature RPG - Each rocket supplied illicitly courtesy of the USAF and BrushFire, Inc.

Sniper Rifle: I'm So Sorry - I didn't mean to shoot you in the body. Honest!

Also goddamn it I crafted a googly gazer last night, instead of a hat :mad:

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Oh man, I got a few to share.

Degreaser - Kiyobi's Infiltrator Deterrent

Also doubles as a flamethrower

Shotgun - Kiyobi's Hostile Neutralizer

Look, it was either this or a slow burning death...

Flaregun - Gadouken

Dying by a Gadouken has got to be more humiliating than dying by a fish.

Powerjack - Kiyobi's Murder Weapon

Don't be so negative, you'll respawn soon. Positive!

Axtinguisher - Blazing Flower

(It's an inside joke)

The Attendant - Mark of the Professional Spychecker

No desc yet

Stockbroker's Scarf - Professional Spychecking Professionalism

Protecting your valuables and YOU with hysterical paranoia since 2009!

Fancy Fedora (White) - Suave Thriller

No desc yet

Your Eternal Reward - Smooth Criminal

No desc yet either

L'etranger - Annie

She's okay. What about you?

Familiar Fez - The Moroccan Mole

Whoopsie, I made a boo-boo.

(I will love you forever if you get the reference.)

Standard Knife - Baliyo

Planned desc: Excuse me, may I use your back to write something on?

Also, anybody interested in a Grenadier's Softcap? I'm kind of on the fence about keeping it or not. I was hoping to craft a Hero's Hachimaki and got this instead...

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Don't get me wrong, it's neat (and I'm keeping it!), but it's not the same as a hat!

Yes, please complain about getting one of the few Misc items in the game, one of two that the Engineer has, both of which are newish.

Oh, and it's also one of the items with alternate styles.

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Don't be bitter, it took me like a month of collecting items to make scrap to get it. I just find misc items SILLY because I usually wear my portal pin proudly/shamefully. Except the Camera Beard but that's different because everyone got like 800 of those.

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Gamemaster totally got nominated in the Best Coordinated Combat category. :nicework:

Which video?

Wait, I only see 9 videos in that category... is it just me, or do I have Gamemaster as my friend on Youtube or something, and they block my vote for it due to that?

Actually, I took a look... it's Sir Prize's version that's on the nomination list, under the name TF2 Replay: Fists of Shield (Saxxy Entry, Sir Prize Version)

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Also, anybody interested in a Grenadier's Softcap? I'm kind of on the fence about keeping it or not. I was hoping to craft a Hero's Hachimaki and got this instead...

I'd be interested, what would you want for it?

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Actually, I took a look... it's Sir Prize's version that's on the nomination list, under the name TF2 Replay: Fists of Shield (Saxxy Entry, Sir Prize Version)

I am ungodly excited about this, you have no idea. Even if we don't win Best Coordinated Effort, I'm happy that it was apparently good enough to make to the finals.

Anyway, on the topic of names and descriptions, most of my weapons are pretty well-known for their names but...

Mochan-Nagant (Sydney Sleeper)

"There's only a two letter difference between ruination and urination."

Ph.D in Bodyshoots (Sniper Rifle)

"Whether you're shot in the body or head,

One fact remains: You're still dead."

Projectile Implement of Sorrow Spreading (Jarate, formerly Urine Trouble)

"They say it's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Too bad you're both."

Bullshiv (Bushwacka, tempted to rename to the Piss D'Resistance)

"Pissed yet? You will be."

Hammerin' Sickle (Iron Curtain)

"The Soviet symbol for superior suppressive fire."

Moscow Meat Miracle (Buffalo Steak Sandvich)

"100% All-Natural Buffalownage."

Unrelenting Steel Strikers of Resistance (Fists. Of. Steel)

"Gauntlets that were tailor-made for Russian front lines."

El Kabang (Frontier Justice)

"Of all the guns in legend and song, there's none other quite as strong."

Biomechanical Babymaker (Gunslinger)

"NO, BABY, NO!"

Dr. Teddimus Q. Bear (Engy Teddy)

"Ph.D in Honey and other bear-related Activities."

Ocelot (Revolver)

"It's like a bobcat or something."

Axestential Quandary (Horseless Headless Huntsman's Headcutter)

"Cursed by dark spirits with a horrible sense of humor."

I have way too much fun naming these things. It lets my horrible puns run rampant. I'm tempted to get the blue-gray slate paint for my Yellow Belt and call it the Infinite Ammo Bandanna. But then I'd need to get a second can to make my Villain's Veil match.

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And I expect my new computer to arrive on the 7th, which means I can spend the day configuring it and start playing in earnest on the 8th, which gives me...2 or 3 days tops to take advantage of it.

Still better than the no time at all I got over Christmas.

Re: Saxxy Awards, who else voted for the

(Edited in a link.)

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Don't vote "Kiss Me." That was stolen from someone else and entered into the contest. I follow the guy the original belongs to and he made a comment on YouTube about it.

Not to mention that it was made well before the Replay Update, which means it's ineligible due to not being made with the replay system.

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I have way too much fun naming these things. It lets my horrible puns run rampant. I'm tempted to get the blue-gray slate paint for my Yellow Belt and call it the Infinite Ammo Bandanna. But then I'd need to get a second can to make my Villain's Veil match.

I do have two cans of 'similar to slate'

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Not to mention that it was made well before the Replay Update, which means it's ineligible due to not being made with the replay system.

It also has a big 'don't vote for me' sticker over top of it now too.......

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