Meteo Xavier Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 I bought a cheap new USB gamepad for my laptop which was made in China. I didn't realize it was a Chinese product when I bought it off Amazon, so I wasn't expecting some pretty good Engrish on it. Examples include: - 2 axes and 10 fire buttons - Exquisite design and comfortable handle make you handy to play - Various colors for option - Do not drop the controller hardly - Do not dissambley (yeah) the controller - Avoid high temperature and direct sumlight (again) - Do not put liquid or other little things into the controller SHENZHEN-FUYONG-BENTOUXIN-ELECTRONICS-CO! Love it. Any other grand, cheesy awesome Engrish you've come across? We all know "All your base are belong to us", so what else is out there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theophany Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 nm lol i dont even Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-RoN Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Juvenille, but hilarious. Haven't we all done it at some point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulinEther Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 - Exquisite design and comfortable handle make you handy to play how flattering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteo Xavier Posted March 13, 2010 Author Share Posted March 13, 2010 I think its the image that really sells it here. Good lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC2151 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Look up gamesradar.com's feature... I think it was called "The worst NES endings ever" or something like that. Tons of hilarity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuketheXjesse Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dj Mokram Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Not even Metal Gear was spared by this plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunarfall Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 no one posted the obvious one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyHunter Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 We all know "All your base are belong to us", so what else is out there? One of my favourites is the ending to Ninja Gaiden on the NES. Most of the game has laughable English dialogue already, but the REAL Engrish starts during the credits: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzumebachi Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Damned Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 I don;t know if it counts as engrish, but a friend recently received a gift from a family member who was recently overseas. China, to be exact. It's an iPod Touch knock-off, but with an awesome back. The back casing is from an actual iPod Touch, and has the logo and "16 GB" etched onto it. The factory sticker from the manufacturer says "2 GB". Complete piece of Chinese knock-off shit, but the fact they went through the trouble of using actual factory casing and then putting a sticker on the device showing two very different capacities... that's just awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteo Xavier Posted March 14, 2010 Author Share Posted March 14, 2010 Thats not real, dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuketheXjesse Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Thats not real, dammit. Yes it is, it's from the game Bloody Wolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteo Xavier Posted March 14, 2010 Author Share Posted March 14, 2010 Yes it is, it's from the game Bloody Wolf. Good lord! I have that game upstairs! I want to see this for myself! *rush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Pretty much the entire translation of Final Fantasy 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Pretty much the entire translation of Final Fantasy 7 Aeris: This guy are sick. That's the only one I can think of - there are a lot of weird sentences in it, I can't think of many "wrong" ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strike911 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 ... need to start saying that in actual conversations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC2151 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Pretty much the entire translation of Final Fantasy 7 More accurately, the entire translation of Final Fantasy Tactics. My favorite: -When fighting your eldest brother, Dykeberg, the mission objective flashes up, saying "Defeat Dykeberg's older brother!" Also, the other I remember most clearly was Mustario (sp) saying something along the lines of "I can't stand those hypcritical arisscrats!" no one posted the obvious one? Looks like SOMEONE didn't read the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyHunter Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Looks like SOMEONE didn't read the OP. Looks like SOMEONE didn't catch the way I super-subtlely pointed that out in my post. I can't blame you - the page break made it nigh imperceptible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoloGamer Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 I can't blame you - the page break made it nigh imperceptible Looks like SOMEONE didn't set their board preferences to show 40 posts per page like a real man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortmann Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Alien Soldier had some pretty bad Engrish in it as well, just look at the title screen. And I can't find a SS of it, but I'm positive Act Raiser had some in there as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Looks like SOMEONE didn't set their board preferences to show 40 posts per page like a real man I am only half a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyHunter Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 And I can't find a SS of it, but I'm positive Act Raiser had some in there as well. YES it is just FILLED with Engrish, and it's hilarious I've only beaten the first island so far, but the dialogue never fails to amuse. Play this game if you can! I won't say the Engrish is the BEST part of the game, but.... actually yeah, it was the best part of the game so far :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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