Arcana Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Why should it be an April Fool's joke? You know that this idea is pretty genius and will end up making money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vagrance Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Why should it be an April Fool's joke? You know that this idea is pretty genius and will end up making money. Exactly, its basically phone sex for video games, except the price might be cheaper? Iono, never paid for phone sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectSpam Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I'm not convinced it's a real service yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 PAY ME TWENTY DOLLARS I WILL PLAY HALO WITH YOU. lowercase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KieranCarden Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I'm going with the theory that you're not actually playing against the girl, rather you're just talking to her or video chatting or whatever it is that you do. You're probably playing against some elite player who's going to whoop your ass in whatever you're playing. Paying to get owned in a game just to talk to some girl while it happens. It's not an explicitly explicit service, but PlayDates set their gaming mood to either "flirty" or "dirty." What the two of you chat about is entirely up to you. I doubt you're going to be talking about the game you're playing, or they'll try to avoid it. Ten or six minutes, they're probably going to talk about something that relates to what their mood is, that will bring you back to use their service again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 PAY ME TWENTY DOLLARS I WILL PLAY HALO WITH YOU. lowercase. o k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcana Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I doubt you're going to be talking about the game you're playing, or they'll try to avoid it. Ten or six minutes, they're probably going to talk about something that relates to what their mood is, that will bring you back to use their service again. "Oh, playing virtual pool makes me so hot. You know, I've always dreamed of being one of those hot pool hall girls who gets to pose nude on a pool table. Actually, I got a pool table in my rec room! I'll turn on my web cam now and you can.... oh, but it looks like our 10 minutes are almost up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murmeli Walan Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 "Oh, playing virtual pool makes me so hot. You know, I've always dreamed of being one of those hot pool hall girls who gets to pose nude on a pool table. Actually, I got a pool table in my rec room! I'll turn on my web cam now and you can.... oh, but it looks like our 10 minutes are almost up!" "Oh, you sank my battleship! Let's see if I can get your big aircraft carrier-*DING* THANK YOU FOR USING OUR SERVICE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coop Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 S3Xy817CH- "Ooooooo... baby. Oh yeah, hit that combo. Oh, the quick time event's coming!" k1llerdud3- "Uh oh. I've never been very good at these." S3Xy817CH- "Oh! Hit the button! FASTER! OH GOD FASTER!" k1ll3rdud3- "I'm hitting it as fast as I can!" S3Xy817CH- "OH GOD YOU'RE ALMOST DONE! OH GOD YE-" **on-screen "Player 2 has disconnected"** ... **on-screen "Player 2 has joined the game"** k1ll3rdud3- "You still there? I disconnected before we were both done." S3Xy817CH- "Story of my life." k1ll3rdud3- "What?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KieranCarden Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Oh dear, I do believe my post has driven the thread into a whole new direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 yeah what happens if your battleship game goes longer than 10 minutes who cares about the girl id wanna win that game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BardicKnowledge Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 As usual, Coop wins the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.B. Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Any place Bloodninja would get serious responses is not a place for humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Less Ashamed Of Self Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Hahah this is really a great business idea as sad as it is. This is almost immediately what I thought. It's no worse than this. An anime dvd you can play and fall asleep to that primarily features a anime girl in her underwear sleeping. That's it. Lonely guys are supposed to pretend like it's their hot anime girlfriend and feel better about themselves. I'm not sure how that's supposed to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Downunder Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 ... I have no words... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcana Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 woah I'm officially weirded out now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.htmlSo yeah, desperate, socially maladjusted 13 year olds on Xbox Live can now pay to play a game online with a girl. These are some sad days we live in. It's too bad they don't have the same service but for dudes. I bet a lot of people would pay a sparkly diamond to play with you. I could probably make a rupee or two as well. It'd be fagmoney but money nonetheless Also I once played Rock Band 2 with Ashamee for free. So, I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-RoN Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 You know you're not a hardcore gamer when lonliness over-rides enjoyment of the game. When I get ANY game going in my apartment, the "Do Not Disturb Except for the Dominos Delivery Guy" sign is up on my door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeting_Gman Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 This is almost immediately what I thought.It's no worse than this. An anime dvd you can play and fall asleep to that primarily features a anime girl in her underwear sleeping. That's it. Lonely guys are supposed to pretend like it's their hot anime girlfriend and feel better about themselves. I'm not sure how that's supposed to work. The idea of the whole thing is that you put the video and watch her as YOU go to sleep, and if you wake up in the middle of the night, she's still sleeping at your side (or in front of you, depending on your TV setup) That's a sweet idea. We might not view such things as favorable, but sometimes certain people need these things. I'm all for such things as long as they harm no one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 That's a sweet idea. We might not view such things as favorable, but sometimes certain people need these things. I'm all for such things as long as they harm no one. (why would anyone want that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirChadlyOC Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Aw dang it, now if I feel like playing Borderlands with nonsensicalexis, I have to pony up $20 first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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