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[10:33:19] <Jimmy> dog and dolphin playing together. this is awwwwww-worthy

[10:33:20] <Jimmy>

[10:35:12] <Shariq> gay.

[10:35:43] <Jimmy> i will kill you

[10:35:57] <Jimmy> also, how do you know the dolphin is not a female?

[10:37:02] <Jimmy> watching ZP review

[10:37:05] <Jimmy> on transformers

[10:37:13] <Jimmy> betting that he'll rip on michael bay

[10:37:20] <Shariq> if the dolphin is female that's worse

[10:37:24] <Shariq> because then it's BEASTIALITY

[10:38:02] <Jimmy> which is a beautiful and natural thing and should be not only accepted but celebrated

[10:38:18] <Shariq> Dogs and Dolphins?!

[10:38:22] <Jimmy> the love between a dog and a dolphin is a sacred thing

[10:38:27] <Shariq> p-p-p-preposterous!

[10:38:29] <Jimmy> you wouldn't understand

[10:38:37] <Jimmy> you're not a dog or a dolphin

[10:38:38] <Shariq> the last thing we need

[10:38:42] <Shariq> is dogphins

[10:38:55] <Jimmy> lol, I actually laughed in spite of myself

[10:38:59] <Jimmy> damn you

[10:39:06] <Jimmy> so bad, and I should have seen it coming too

[10:39:15] <Jimmy> also

[10:39:29] <Jimmy> a dogphin would be the most awesome amphibious creature ever

I would like to see your artistic interpretation of the offspring of a dog and dolphin.

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No, no, no. It's alright. He's a moderator, so he's supposed to mini-mod. And also, macro-mod. And maybe middle-mod. Mid-mod? Moderate moderating? Mod-mod?

Not mine.

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That's not a dogphin.

That is a dogfish.

(The tail is supposed to be horizontal STUPID)

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That's not a dogphin.

That is a dogfish.

(The tail is supposed to be horizontal STUPID)

Dogphins are fish, idiot! You think you can successfully breed two very different mammals together, then you're stupid. You can breed fish with just about anything. Don't believe me? How about when we bred wooden poles with tuna? Know what we got? FISHSTICKS!

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Dogphins are fish, idiot! You think you can successfully breed two very different mammals together, then you're stupid. You can breed fish with just about anything. Don't believe me? How about when we bred wooden poles with tuna? Know what we got? FISHSTICKS!

Whatever, you're retarded, get out. You don't know shit about biology by the way my cousin was friends with a girl who was gonna major in marine Biology when she went to college so like yeah get off my case ok??

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